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Saali Agar cigarette ke paise bachate

Saali: Agar cigarette ke paise bachate to samne khadi BMW aapki hoti.
Jiju: Tum cigarette nahi peeti. kya wo car tumhari hai?
Saali: No
Jiju: Wo car meri hi hai

4 weeks ago in Jija Sali

Jija Saali SmsJija saali ji ap ke

Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

4 weeks ago in Jija Sali

Saali Why has the Govt fixed voting

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

4 weeks ago in Jija Sali

Jiju WowYour sister looks so perfe

Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!

4 weeks ago in Jija Sali

Jiju Ladkiya paraya dhan hai to ladk

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

4 weeks ago in Jija Sali

Friend What is the similarity between

Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

4 weeks ago in Jija Sali

Saali Which computer do you haveJi

Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!

4 weeks ago in Jija Sali

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Featured Messages

Promise Day Shayari SMS

Zara Sa Dhehaan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hai
Wafa Ka Maan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hai

Kahan Es Omar Main Hum Bhais Badlen Gy Faqeeron Ka
Milan Aasaan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hai

Judai K Dinon Main Log Chehre Bool Jaty Hain
Meri Pehchan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hai

Judai To Mian Seh Loon Ga Mgr Tum Phir Se Milny Ka
Koi Imkan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hai

Agar Shaya Kroo Apna Pehla Sher-E-Majmua,
To Ye Unwaan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hai

(MAIN NY APNA WADA PORA KIYA)

in Promise Day SMS

11 Feb Promise Day SMS

Friendship Is A Promise Made In The Heart….
Silent,
Unwritten,
Unbreakable By Distance,
Unchangeable By Time,
Its Lovely To Have You As One..!

in Promise Day SMS

Promise Day Poetry SMS

I Promise You My Friend
Promise You My Life
Promise We’ll Never Be Apart
Promise Not To Hurt You
Promise To Never Make You Cry
Promise To Always Trust You
Promise Not To Lie
Promise You Forever
Promise You Tonight
Promise You My Respect
Promise To Do Things Right
Promise To Always Be There
Promise Until The End
Promise To Always Love You
Promise To Be Your Best Friend
Promise You My Love
Promise You My Life
Promise This Forever
Promise Our Friendship Is My Life
Your The PEANUT To My BUTTER ,
Your The STAR To My BURST,
Your The T To My T,
Your The POP To My TART,
Your The MILKY To My WAY,
Your The FRUIT To My LOOP,
Your The MILK To My DUDS,
Your The LUCKY To My CHARMS,
Your The ICE To My CREAM,
But Mostly….
Your The BEST To My FRIEND

in Promise Day SMS

Friendship Is A Language Spoken By Heart

Friendship Is A Language Spoken By Heart,
Not Written On Paper,
Not Given By Pledge,
It Is A Promise On This Promise Day,
To Renewed Every Time We Keep In Touch..

in Promise Day SMS

This Promise Day 2011I Dont Promise Y

This Promise Day 2011.
I Don’t Promise You The Moon,
I Don’t Promise You The Star,
But If You Promise To Remember Me,
I Promise To Be Always There.
Thinking Of You On This Promise Day.

in Promise Day SMS

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SMS for the Moment

If it is Head means You are my..

if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend...!

» General Friendship SMS «

If the relationship of father to..

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father's day.

» Father Day SMS «

You tripped me so I fell for you..

You tripped me, so I fell for you.

» General Love SMS «

The greatest science in the world..

The greatest science in the world; 
 in heaven and on earth;
 is love.

» General Love SMS «

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Jokes for the Moment

Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr..

Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
arey ashman me ud rahahe
to idhar kya dhund rahe ho ashmanme dekhona
ullu   ..

» General Jokes «

Santa visits Chinese friend dying..

Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!'

» Santa Banta Jokes «

Mother What did you learn in school..


Mother: What did you learn in school today

Son: How to write

Mother: What did you write?
......
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

» General Jokes «

StuDenTs Vs TeAcHeRz WheN..

                        'StuDenTs Vs TeAcHeRz'..
.
.
WheN We R iN CLass, We R 'StuDenTs',
WheN They R iN CLass, They R 'ScHoLaRs'

WheN We CoRecT Our WriTinG, iTs 'OveRwriTTinG', WheN They CoRecT TheiR, iTs 'CoRRecTioN'

WheN We CoPy FroM OtheRz, We R 'CheaTeRs', WheN They CoPy, They R 'QuoTes'

WheN We JoKe iN CLass, We R 'JoKeRs', WheN They JoKe, They R 'WiTTy'

WheN We Don'T Do Our WorK On TiMe, We R 'SLuGGisH,'
WheN They Don'T Do, They R 'BuSy'
.
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KyA Ye KhuLa TAZAAD Nhi?

» Funny Jokes «

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Quotes for the Moment

The only people you need in your..

The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs..you always need a best friend..

» Best Friends Forever Quotes «

I can t sleep everything I ever..

I can’t sleep; everything I ever knew is a lie without you. I can’t breathe when my heart is broke in two, there’s no beat without you. You are not gone, but you are not here. At least that’s the way it seems.

» Missing You Quotes «

And heaven had wanted one immortal..

And heaven had wanted one immortal song.

» Songs Quotes «

A piece of advice always contains..

A piece of advice always contains an implicit threat, just as a threat always contains an implicit piece of advice

» Advice Quotes «

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Shayari for the Moment

Ek namumkin si khawahish kar raha..

Ek namumkin si khawahish kar raha hu, tujhe bhulane ki koshish kar raha hu, dil k lahu se banayi thi jo tasveer teri, use mitane ko aansuo ki barish kar raha hu...

» Sad Shayari «

Apni jindagi me mujhe sarik samajhna..

apni jindagi me mujhe sarik samajhna
koi gam aye to karib samajhna
De saku muskurahat anshuon k badle me
HAME APNESE KABHI DOOR NA SAMJHNA.

» General Shayari «

Har raat ek naam yaad aata hai kabhi..

har raat ek naam yaad aata hai.kabhi subah kabhi saam aata haisochata hun kar loon phir se mohabbatper pehli mohabbat ka anjam yaad aata hai.

» Sad Shayari «

Mayus Mat Hona Ye Gunah Hota HaiMilta..

Mayus Mat Hona Ye Gunah Hota HaiMilta Whi Hai Jo Kismat Me Likha Hota HaiHar Chiz Mile Hume Zaruri To NhiKuch Chizo Ka Intezar Me Maza Hota Hai..gn

» Sad Shayari «

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