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5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
in Absurd SMS (132 Characters)

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Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
in Absurd SMS (57 Characters)

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Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
in Absurd SMS (36 Characters)

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I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.
in Absurd SMS (109 Characters)

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Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!
in Absurd SMS (120 Characters)

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I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
in Absurd SMS (61 Characters)

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Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…
in Absurd SMS (61 Characters)

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NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
in Absurd SMS (138 Characters)

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I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
in Absurd SMS (142 Characters)

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Feeling stoned feeling high Fuck a duck and try to fly.
in Absurd SMS (58 Characters)

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