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PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti.
YOU R RIGHT?
Main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi phir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai.
in Adult Jokes SMS (217 Characters)

Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
in Adult Jokes SMS (88 Characters)

Sardar Washed his underwear and hung it to dry near neighbour's panty:
And put a note on it:
Bhabhi!
Please remind me to remove my underwear
when you remove UR Panty.
in Adult Jokes SMS (166 Characters)

Ram lal: Thakur saheb gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.
Thakur: to?
Ram lal: bahu poch rahi hai k thakur se badla lena hai ya payment?
in Adult Jokes SMS (137 Characters)

A blond was asked, what is a adult joke?

Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
in Adult Jokes SMS (92 Characters)

When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
in Adult Jokes SMS (87 Characters)

The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
in Adult Jokes SMS (120 Characters)

After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
in Adult Jokes SMS (80 Characters)

I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
in Adult Jokes SMS (101 Characters)

No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!
in Adult Jokes SMS (130 Characters)

NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!
in Adult Jokes SMS (136 Characters)

If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
in Adult Jokes SMS (62 Characters)

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
in Adult Jokes SMS (59 Characters)

If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
in Adult Jokes SMS (97 Characters)

Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
in Adult Jokes SMS (104 Characters)

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
in Adult Jokes SMS (171 Characters)

To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
in Adult Jokes SMS (99 Characters)

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
in Adult Jokes SMS (164 Characters)

When god created the men he was only kidding
in Adult Jokes SMS (47 Characters)

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
in Adult Jokes SMS (75 Characters)

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