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Prostitute left her profession and goes 2 a school 4 a job, Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology. Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
in Dirty Jokes SMS (152 Characters)

100
Man: Kiss Karun?Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.Man: Boobs dabaun.?Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?Man: f~ck?Gal: Period me hun.?Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
in General Sexy SMS (150 Characters)

95
Woh Ek Hi Nazar Ki Junbash Sey Sub Dil Ki Bastti Loot Gia
Woh Jis Sey Ankhiay Char Hoin Aur Hath Sey Saghar Choot Gia
Dil Us Ka Bhi Hey Aur Mera Bhi Farq Sirf Itna Hai Sahar
Woh Pathar Tha Jo Dabit Raha Aur Yeh Shesha Tha Jo Toot Gia
in General Adult SMS (236 Characters)

92.5
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected 'PASWORD TOO SHOT'
in General Adult SMS (168 Characters)

90
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping &
1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
in General Adult SMS (166 Characters)

90
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
in General Adult SMS (157 Characters)

90
Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai.Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega.
in Sexy Jokes SMS (127 Characters)

90
Madam- beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naramBachcha- arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.
in Sexy Jokes SMS (142 Characters)

90

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in General Adult SMS (301 Characters)

85
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
in General Adult SMS (159 Characters)

85
Boy: Sex mein dono ko maza aata hai, fir paisa aadmi se hi kyu liya jata hai?
CAllGIRL: Bewkoof charge to outgoing par hi lagta hai, incoming to free hota hai..
in General Adult SMS (160 Characters)

85
Dhire se thoko sanam
mehangi ka zamana hai………
6 inch ke item ko
zindagi bher chalana hai………
in General Adult SMS (103 Characters)

80
Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised
lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:-
in Erotic SMS (135 Characters)

75
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
in General Adult SMS (42 Characters)

75
Dogs were doing sxBoy- papa ye kya hai?Papa- ek kutta dusre ka sahara le k chal raha haiBoy- ajib kalyug hai..jisko sahara do wahi Ga#d marta hai.
in Sexy Jokes SMS (146 Characters)

70
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
in General Adult SMS (96 Characters)

70
God made butter,
god made cheese;
god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
in General Adult SMS (141 Characters)

70
JA 'SMS' JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,
.
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
.
OR 'AGER' FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
.
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY
in General Adult SMS (201 Characters)

70
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
'Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai
in General Adult SMS (127 Characters)

70
It's short thing, gets longer when u hold it,
and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole.
What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
in General Adult SMS (147 Characters)

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