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SMSTongue offers a large collection of Adult SMS. The compliation includes good quality Adult SMS submitted by users. Browse through our nice collection of Adult SMS repository with latest and new Adult SMS being added daily. You will find unqiue messages which you can share, rate and review with your friends. Also, you can send these messages using your mobile phone.


Adult SMS also covers a good collection of messages on General Adult SMS, Adult Jokes SMS, Adult Naughty SMS, Dirty SMS, Dirty Jokes SMS, Sex SMS, Sexy SMS submitted by various users. You can browse through these tastes and view messages. Copy them to your Mobile with single click and send to your friends.
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Arz kiya hai Dhire Se Thoko Sanam (111 Characters)
in Adult Shayari SMS (1027 Impressions)
Arz kiya hai… Dhire Se Thoko Sanam,Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai,10 Inch k Lu#d Ko, Zindagi bhar Chalaanaa Hai.....!
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At dis moment in time 10 million people (166 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (243 Impressions)
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping &
1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
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2 Lovers plan to suicide Boy jumped (157 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (244 Impressions)
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
added by smsguru

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Woh Ek Hi Nazar Ki Junbash Sey Sub Dil (236 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (240 Impressions)
Woh Ek Hi Nazar Ki Junbash Sey Sub Dil Ki Bastti Loot Gia
Woh Jis Sey Ankhiay Char Hoin Aur Hath Sey Saghar Choot Gia
Dil Us Ka Bhi Hey Aur Mera Bhi Farq Sirf Itna Hai Sahar
Woh Pathar Tha Jo Dabit Raha Aur Yeh Shesha Tha Jo Toot Gia
added by smsguru

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Wife working on a computer said (168 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (725 Impressions)
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected 'PASWORD TOO SHOT'
added by smsguru

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85
Every cigarate you smoke decreses (164 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (239 Impressions)
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.;-)
added by smsguru

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80
If love friendship could be brought (148 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (185 Impressions)
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!
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2 men were up bcoz their wifes were (159 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (155 Impressions)
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
added by smsguru

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80
Doc 2 lady why r u looking so (135 Characters)
in Erotic SMS (126 Impressions)
Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised
lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:-
added by smsguru

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Have SX daily jab bhi mile wo akeli woh (108 Characters)
in Adult Shayari SMS (554 Impressions)
Have SX daily,jab bhi mile wo akeli,woh nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni hatheli,but have SX daily!
added by smsguru

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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person (42 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (674 Impressions)
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
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70
God made butter god made cheese god (133 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (782 Impressions)
God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
added by smsguru

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Sex is like programing One mistake (96 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (194 Impressions)
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
added by smsguru

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God made butter god made cheese god (141 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (168 Impressions)
God made butter,
god made cheese;
god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
added by smsguru

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70
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki Zara (127 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (184 Impressions)
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
'Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai
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Its short thing gets longer when u (147 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (152 Impressions)
It's short thing, gets longer when u hold it,
and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole.
What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
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70
Always start your day with a lot of (148 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (168 Impressions)
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k samne se (157 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (157 Impressions)
do sardar ja rahah hote hain,
k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,
sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain
added by smsguru

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Waqt nahi ab rone kaWaqt hai baccha (148 Characters)
in Adult Shayari SMS (728 Impressions)
Waqt nahi ab rone kaWaqt hai baccha hone katab kyoun nahi royin thijab chipak chipak key soi thijab kiya hai to bharotab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
added by smsguru

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I need a kiss I need touched I need (100 Characters)
in General Adult SMS (652 Impressions)
I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!
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