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Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
in Animals (72 Characters)

How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers
in Animals (71 Characters)

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
in Animals (88 Characters)

Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside
in Animals (72 Characters)

Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg
in Animals (81 Characters)

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
in Animals (69 Characters)

What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble
in Animals (68 Characters)

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