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What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
in Blonde SMS (108 Characters)

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Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them
in Blonde SMS (84 Characters)

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Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said 'DON'T WALK'
in Blonde SMS (134 Characters)

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She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
in Blonde SMS (46 Characters)

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She thought a quarterback was a refund.
in Blonde SMS (47 Characters)

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She tripped on the cordless phone
in Blonde SMS (38 Characters)

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She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
in Blonde SMS (56 Characters)

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At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put Leo
in Blonde SMS (77 Characters)

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If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless
in Blonde SMS (58 Characters)

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When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved
in Blonde SMS (79 Characters)

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Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'
in Blonde SMS (100 Characters)

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What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring
in Blonde SMS (81 Characters)

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Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
in Blonde SMS (91 Characters)

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Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, 'Tokyo Disneyland Left', so they turned around and went home
in Blonde SMS (155 Characters)

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Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence!
in Blonde SMS (81 Characters)

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Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it
in Blonde SMS (52 Characters)

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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw '911' and thought it was a Porsche.
in Blonde SMS (110 Characters)

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Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........
in Blonde SMS (130 Characters)

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Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
in Blonde SMS (92 Characters)

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Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
in Blonde SMS (91 Characters)

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