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Chintoo : main yeha nahi rahoonga....mera paisa wapas karo, itna chhota kamra aur 1 stool!....tum mereko gawaar samajhte ho!........
Waiter: sir kamray me to chaliye, ye lift hai!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (180 Characters)

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What kind of detective is Chintoo?` `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin
gloves robbed a safe.
Chintoo took the fingerprints and five days later
arrested a cow in Haryana.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (178 Characters)

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Chintoo mobile company mein job lene gaya, pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene par usko bhaga diya.

Sawal tha...Sabse famous network kaunsa hai?.......Chintoo: CARTOON NETWORK
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (171 Characters)

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Friend: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?

Chintoo: No Problem. Just imagine she came back
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (142 Characters)

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Chintoo: Is ur name Google?

Girl: No!..Why?

Chintoo: Cuz u got everything I am searching For.....
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (103 Characters)

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Once Chintoo Ji was busy reading the prices of shares on TV,
suddenly, his servant came and shouted: Sir your wife fell down.
Chintoo Ji: Sell her immediately.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (161 Characters)

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Rich Chintoo: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,
POOR Mintoo- Mere pas Beta hai,
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Jiski GF
teri beti Hai..!!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (171 Characters)

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Chintoo-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Chintoo-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (158 Characters)

70
Chintoo ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha
'COMING SOON'
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (129 Characters)

66.7
Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (104 Characters)

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Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life.
It was discovered in 1773.
Chintoo: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (172 Characters)

60
Chintoo: Why do Farts stink?
Mintoo: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (77 Characters)

56.7
Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit
Chintoo Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (105 Characters)

53.3
Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mai Jab Baat Karta Hoon To Mujhe Sirf Awaaz Sunaai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (166 Characters)

52.9
Chintoo to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”

Chintoo: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (181 Characters)

50
Chintoo drives to the airport and immediately comes back home... WHY??

Because there he saw a sign board that said, 'Airport left'..!!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (137 Characters)

50
Chintoo Aur Mintoo Picnic Par Jaa Rahe They , Itne Mein Chintoo Gana Gane Lag Gaya

Chintoo : Kis Ka Hai Ye Tum Ko Intezar Main Hoon Na

Kuch Der Ke Baad Chintoo Bus Mein Ulta Latak Gaya Aur Gane Laga

Chintoo : Kaho Na Kaho , Oo Sanam Oo Sanam

Mintoo ( Pareshan Ho Kar ) : Kya Hua Chintoo, Yaar Ye Ulte Latak Kar Gana Kyu Gaa Rahe Ho?

Chintoo : Yar Side B Gaa Raha Hoon
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (383 Characters)

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Teacher: woh kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?

Chintoo after a deep thought...

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!!~ Air Hostess ~ :))
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (160 Characters)

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Chintoo: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Mintoo: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (117 Characters)

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Chintoo: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Mintoo: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (174 Characters)

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