Teacher can I go to the bathroom (104 Characters)
Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!
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In IIT exam Chintoo got 1 question (181 Characters)
in IIT exam...
Chintoo got 1 question..
proove: sin x = 6n
Chintoo cancelled 'n' from both the sides..
then six = 6
and wrote 'kuch to standard
rakha karo IIT ke questions ka'
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Chintoo I want some fireworks (311 Characters)
Chintoo - I want some fireworks
Shopkeeper - here twenty rs
Chintoo - I don't believe they all work
Chintoo took one of the fireworks and tried it, it worked.
Chintoo - I will take this one
Shopkeeper - ok chotu pack these for this guy
Chintoo - I just said I will take this one I still have to try others
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Chintoo Why do doctors cover their (143 Characters)
Chintoo-Why do doctors cover their faces during an operation?................
Because if a mistake happens,
nobody would know who did it.
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Chintoo mere pas roket hai sursuri (152 Characters)
Chintoo- mere pas roket hai, sursuri hai,chakri hai,murga bom hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?
Mintoo- mere pas MAA...
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CHIS Hai
Happy diwali
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Ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call (219 Characters)
ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call kar ke kahaan ki
aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hein .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chintoo bola:koi nahi mere ghar pe sab log hein ....ghar aaja ..tera mann lag jayega...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chintoo and Mintoo go to a restaraunt (302 Characters)
Chintoo and Mintoo go to a restaraunt, after finishing their food Mintoo said 'i am going to eat the dessert and will return in 2 minutes' after 2 minutes he returned. Chintoo said 'you are really fast in eating, since you came in 2 muinutes you must have eaten rajasthaan desert not sahara dessert.!!!
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Begger paisa dedo Chintoo jaa (122 Characters)
begger : paisa dedo
Chintoo : jaa jaa chutta nahi hai HEEH HEEH
begger : Cheee Kitna gareeb hai chutta bhee nahi hai
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Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar (159 Characters)
Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: Hamari Beti
Abhi Padh Rahi Hai...
Mintoo: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum Ek Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge..
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Mintoo Customer I need a ladies suit (105 Characters)
Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit
Chintoo Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
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Chintoos Wife dont put the mobile on (145 Characters)
Chintoo's Wife: don't put the mobile on charging at night, it will blast!
Chintoo: just shut up! and sleep, I have already taken out the battery
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Chintoo main yeha nahi rahoongamer (180 Characters)
Chintoo : main yeha nahi rahoonga....mera paisa wapas karo, itna chhota kamra aur 1 stool!....tum mereko gawaar samajhte ho!........
Waiter: sir kamray me to chaliye, ye lift hai!
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Chintoo drives to the airport and immedi (137 Characters)
Chintoo drives to the airport and immediately comes back home... WHY??
Because there he saw a sign board that said, 'Airport left'..!!
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Professor Chemical Symbol Of BariumC (186 Characters)
Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium?
Chintoo : Ba
Professor : & Sodium
Chintoo : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???
Chintoo : BaNaNa . . .
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What kindof detective is Sardar Well (178 Characters)
What kind of detective is Chintoo?` `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin
gloves robbed a safe.
Chintoo took the fingerprints and five days later
arrested a cow in Haryana.
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Chintoo Bus Stop Per Ladki Ko Dek (213 Characters)
Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ?) ?Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aaj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya Kaise Nikal Gaya?
Ladki : Arey Ulluu To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Pada!!
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Chintoo Yaar Mintoo Ye Sab Log Bhaa (223 Characters)
Chintoo : Yaar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Log Bhaag Kyu Rahe Hain
Mintoo : Yaar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hain Cup Jeetne Ke Liye
Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Milega
Mintoo : Jo Race Jeetega
Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyu Bhaag Rahe Hain !
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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Ek Baar India Gaye Au (220 Characters)
Chintoo Aur Mintoo Ek Baar India Gaye Aur Kisi Ne Unko Kuch Ziyda Pila Di
Chintoo : Yaar Tujhe Maloom Hai ?Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai
Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hai Na
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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Picnic Par Jaa Rahe T (383 Characters)
Chintoo Aur Mintoo Picnic Par Jaa Rahe They , Itne Mein Chintoo Gana Gane Lag Gaya
Chintoo : Kis Ka Hai Ye Tum Ko Intezar Main Hoon Na
Kuch Der Ke Baad Chintoo Bus Mein Ulta Latak Gaya Aur Gane Laga
Chintoo : Kaho Na Kaho , Oo Sanam Oo Sanam
Mintoo ( Pareshan Ho Kar ) : Kya Hua Chintoo, Yaar Ye Ulte Latak Kar Gana Kyu Gaa Rahe Ho?
Chintoo : Yar Side B Gaa Raha Hoon
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Chiman Aap Kitna Padhe HoFriend BA (107 Characters)
Chiman: Aap Kitna Padhe Ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: Kamaal Karte Ho Yaar Sirf Do Word Padhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte
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