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Chiman: Aap Kitna Padhe Ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: Kamaal Karte Ho Yaar Sirf Do Word Padhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (107 Characters)

Chintoo: What are the fastest ways of communication ?
Mintoo: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (151 Characters)

Chintoo and Mintoo go to a restaraunt, after finishing their food Mintoo said 'i am going to eat the dessert and will return in 2 minutes' after 2 minutes he returned. Chintoo said 'you are really fast in eating, since you came in 2 muinutes you must have eaten rajasthaan desert not sahara dessert.!!!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (302 Characters)

begger : paisa dedo

Chintoo : jaa jaa chutta nahi hai HEEH HEEH

begger : Cheee Kitna gareeb hai chutta bhee nahi hai
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (122 Characters)

Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: Hamari Beti
Abhi Padh Rahi Hai...
Mintoo: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum Ek Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge..
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (159 Characters)

Chintoo's Wife: don't put the mobile on charging at night, it will blast!
Chintoo: just shut up! and sleep, I have already taken out the battery
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (145 Characters)

Chintoo Khud Khushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur

Juice Wagera Le Kar Baith Gaya .. Itne Mein Kisi Sahib Ne Poocha ?Kyoon Bhai ?Ye Sab Kya Hai ?..

Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahin Bhook Se Naa Mar Jaauu!!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (297 Characters)

Chintoo: Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage Certificate Me Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..?
Mintoo: Expiry Date Dhundh Raha Hu.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (110 Characters)

in IIT exam...
Chintoo got 1 question..
proove: sin x = 6n
Chintoo cancelled 'n' from both the sides..
then six = 6
and wrote 'kuch to standard
rakha karo IIT ke questions ka'
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (181 Characters)

Chintoo-Why do doctors cover their faces during an operation?................

Because if a mistake happens,

nobody would know who did it.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (143 Characters)

Mintoo : Mein Is Duniya Ko Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga

Chintoo : Mein Tumhein Rubber Nahi Doon Ga
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (115 Characters)

Chintoo! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Mintoo not Chintoo.
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (209 Characters)

Chintoo - I want some fireworks
Shopkeeper - here twenty rs
Chintoo - I don't believe they all work
Chintoo took one of the fireworks and tried it, it worked.
Chintoo - I will take this one
Shopkeeper - ok chotu pack these for this guy
Chintoo - I just said I will take this one I still have to try others
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (311 Characters)

Chintoo- mere pas roket hai, sursuri hai,chakri hai,murga bom hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?

Mintoo- mere pas MAA...
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CHIS Hai
Happy diwali
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (152 Characters)

ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call kar ke kahaan ki
aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hein .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chintoo bola:koi nahi mere ghar pe sab log hein ....ghar aaja ..tera mann lag jayega...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (219 Characters)

Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium?
Chintoo : Ba
Professor : & Sodium
Chintoo : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???
Chintoo : BaNaNa . . .
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (186 Characters)

Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ?) ?Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aaj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya Kaise Nikal Gaya?

Ladki : Arey Ulluu To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Pada!!
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (213 Characters)

Chintoo : Yaar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Log Bhaag Kyu Rahe Hain

Mintoo : Yaar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hain Cup Jeetne Ke Liye

Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Milega

Mintoo : Jo Race Jeetega

Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyu Bhaag Rahe Hain !
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (223 Characters)

Chintoo Aur Mintoo Ek Baar India Gaye Aur Kisi Ne Unko Kuch Ziyda Pila Di

Chintoo : Yaar Tujhe Maloom Hai ?Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai

Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hai Na
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (220 Characters)

Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalaate Chalaate Lady Ko Maar Dee

Lady: Break Nahi Maar Sakta Thaa Kya?

Chintoo : 'Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Dee.....'
in Chintoo Mintoo Jokes (154 Characters)

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