Chintoo : A 4 Apple
Mintoo : B 4 Bada Apple
Chintoo : C 4 Chota Apple
Mintoo : D 4 Dusra Apple
Chintoo : E 4 Ekaur Apple
Mintoo : F 4 Fokat Ka Apple
Chintoo : G 4 Gol Apple
Mintoo : H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple
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Chintoo Bhai Ek Baar Car Factory Gaye Jab Wo Central Minister They Car Factory Ke Manager Ne Kaha
Manager: Chintoo Bhai Ap Ko Mai ek Car Free Dunga
Chintoo : Nahi Mai Aapse Free Mein Car Nahi Le Sakta
Manager : Chaliye Janab 500 Rs Mein Car Le Leejiye
Chintoo : (Khushi Se ) Chalo ?Phir To Mujhe Do Cars De Do ..
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What do u do if Chintoo throws a grenade at u?????? Ans) Simple....pull the pin and throw it back...
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Chintoo is so rich. He has two swimming pools.
Friend: Why one is always empty?
Chintoo: It`s for people who can`t swim
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Chintoo: The people next door must be poor.
Jeeto: Why do you say that?
Chintoo: Bcoz they made such a fuss when d baby swallowed a 10 paisa coin.
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Chintoo-Oye!what R U doing?
Mintoo-Recording this babys voice.
Chintoo-Why?
Mintoo- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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19 Friends went to watch a film.
On being questioned about the big group, Chintoo replied that the film was only for above 18...
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