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Man Do you want to dance Woman NO (113 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (336 Impressions)
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
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Man I can tell that you want me (94 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (269 Impressions)
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!
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Hey I may be fat but youll always be (61 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (265 Impressions)
Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
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Man Is this seat empty Woman Yes (80 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (255 Impressions)
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
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Man Your place or mine Woman Both (85 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (253 Impressions)
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
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Man So whats your sign Woman No (119 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (252 Impressions)
Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
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Boss Employees like that dont grow on (116 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (248 Impressions)
Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know...
You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...
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Wife Darling do you think Ill lose my (82 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (254 Impressions)
Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older
You: With luck, yes
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You know Ive been asked to get married (102 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (239 Impressions)
You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times.
Yeah, but your parents don't count...
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Brother I love biscuits You Thats (55 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (256 Impressions)
Brother: I love biscuits
You: That's cuz your crackers
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Little Sister Your Ugly You And (169 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (223 Impressions)
Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty
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Friend Ive just come back from the (76 Characters)
in Come Backs SMS (223 Impressions)
Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...
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