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Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
in Come Backs SMS (113 Characters)

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Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!
in Come Backs SMS (94 Characters)

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Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
in Come Backs SMS (61 Characters)

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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
in Come Backs SMS (80 Characters)

50
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
in Come Backs SMS (85 Characters)

50
Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
in Come Backs SMS (119 Characters)

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Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know...
You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...
in Come Backs SMS (116 Characters)

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Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older
You: With luck, yes
in Come Backs SMS (82 Characters)

50
You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times.
Yeah, but your parents don't count...
in Come Backs SMS (102 Characters)

50
Brother: I love biscuits
You: That's cuz your crackers
in Come Backs SMS (55 Characters)

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Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty
in Come Backs SMS (169 Characters)

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Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...
in Come Backs SMS (76 Characters)

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