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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
in Computer SMS (79 Characters)

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A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.
in Computer SMS (237 Characters)

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Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
in Computer SMS (183 Characters)

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
in Computer SMS (137 Characters)

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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
in Computer SMS (180 Characters)

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Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
in Computer SMS (138 Characters)

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Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
in Computer SMS (260 Characters)

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As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
in Computer SMS (146 Characters)

80
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
in Computer SMS (91 Characters)

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And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that.
in Computer SMS (250 Characters)

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Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.
in Computer SMS (164 Characters)

75
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
in Computer SMS (66 Characters)

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A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.
in Computer SMS (151 Characters)

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And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer specialist, understands that our main mission is to protect the public from another September 11, another terrorist attack.
in Computer SMS (234 Characters)

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A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
in Computer SMS (149 Characters)

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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
in Computer SMS (88 Characters)

50
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
in Computer SMS (66 Characters)

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There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
in Computer SMS (123 Characters)

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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I donít like your facePar dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
in Computer SMS (98 Characters)

0
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
in Computer SMS (56 Characters)

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