This country has come to feel the same (106 Characters)
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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It could probably be shown by facts and (116 Characters)
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
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Great is the power great is the (89 Characters)
Great is the power, great is the authority of a senate that is unanimous in its opinions.
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You can lead a man to Congress but you (61 Characters)
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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The inside operation of Congress the (273 Characters)
The inside operation of Congress - the deals, the compromises, the selling out, the co-opting, the unprincipled manipulating, the self-serving career-building - is a story of such monumental decadence that I believe if people find out about it they will demand an end to it
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I have wondered at times what the Ten (119 Characters)
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress
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We have the best Congress money can buy (39 Characters)
We have the best Congress money can buy
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You cant use tact with a Congressman A (110 Characters)
You can''t use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the snout
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I dont mind what Congress does as long (100 Characters)
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
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Oh I dont blame Congress If I had (94 Characters)
Oh, I don''t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I''d be irresponsible, too.
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I asked whether it was constitutional (109 Characters)
I asked whether it was constitutional for Congress to intervene in an end-of-life case with a specific remedy
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His answer was I am concerned with (235 Characters)
His answer was, ‘I am concerned with judicial independence. Congress can prescribe standards, but when Congress starts to act like a court and prescribe particular remedies in particular cases, Congress has overstepped its bounds.’
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There are two enemies to every bill (112 Characters)
There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, the fools who favor it and the lunatics who oppose it.
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Reader suppose you were an idiot And (98 Characters)
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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There should be one day when there is (62 Characters)
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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I have been up to see the Congress and (148 Characters)
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.
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I have seen in the Halls of Congress (163 Characters)
I have seen in the Halls of Congress more idealism, more humanness, more compassion, more profiles of courage than in any other institution that I have ever known.
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The Few assume to be the deputies but (86 Characters)
The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only the despoilers of the Many.
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We have the power to do any damn fool (104 Characters)
We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes.
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Sure the people are stupid the human (248 Characters)
Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.
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