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QUESTION Whats pink and hard when it

                        QUESTION: 
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out? 
ANSWER: 
Bubblegum

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS

                        Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS A A

                         Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS

                        Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS

                        Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT? A. WIDOW

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

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Funny for the Moment

Woh subah ki thandak Woh toliye..

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

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Middle Age When you begin to exchange..

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

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Husband sitting near to his wife..

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of
axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

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I send dis fish as a sign of

> I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily
put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

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Joh sadiyon se hota aaya hai Woh..

Joh sadiyon se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil se,
Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga.

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