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Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ...
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90
If you r an
'Ice Cream'
u r so sweet
If u r a
'Teddy Bear'
u r so soft
If u r a
*Star*
u r so bright
if you r my
*Friend* :)
oh my
*GOD*
you r so
LUCKY:-)
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90
Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend or wife? ? ? ? ? ?
Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.
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85
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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85
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
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82
A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? :-)
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81.7
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
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80
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
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80
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
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80
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
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80
Who is the Leader of Ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because Frog is MAINDUCK.
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80
1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...
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80
Question:what is girlfriend ?
Answer:
jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay
'Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe.'
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78.3
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
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77.5
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
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77.5
if mathematicians started producing films,
then the names would be??

it would be like this:

*kabhi 'Limit' kabhi continuity...

*mai 'log' ki deewani hun...

*Hum solution nikal chuke sanam...

*Calculas wale vector le jayenge...

*Humara diffrential aapke paas hai...

*kyu summation ho gya na...

The biggest blockbuster:
*MAINE MATHS KYU LIYA*

&

The latest one is.....
*My name is integration and i'm not a derivate.....; )
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76.7
I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
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76.5
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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76
Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.
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75
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
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