Cool Jokes

Who is the Leader of Ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because Frog is MAINDUCK.

1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...

Pyar Pyar Pyar
Pyar Pyar Pyar
Pyar Pyar Pyar
Pyar Pyar Pyar
Dekha!
Kitna Pyaar bhara msg kya hai tumko.
Kisi aur ne kabhi bheja kya?

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.
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INTERVAL
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THE END
Full Of Suspence.

Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ...

If you r an
'Ice Cream'
u r so sweet
If u r a
'Teddy Bear'
u r so soft
If u r a
*Star*
u r so bright
if you r my
*Friend* :)
oh my
*GOD*
you r so
LUCKY:-)

Question:what is girlfriend ?
Answer:
jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay
'Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe.'

I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.

Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend or wife? ? ? ? ? ?
Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.

Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder.
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Dimagg hai??
Socho Socho.......
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Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

if mathematicians started producing films,
then the names would be??

it would be like this:

*kabhi 'Limit' kabhi continuity...

*mai 'log' ki deewani hun...

*Hum solution nikal chuke sanam...

*Calculas wale vector le jayenge...

*Humara diffrential aapke paas hai...

*kyu summation ho gya na...

The biggest blockbuster:
*MAINE MATHS KYU LIYA*

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The latest one is.....
*My name is integration and i'm not a derivate.....; )

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.