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mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
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This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
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This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
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i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
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how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
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Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
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Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.
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Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
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Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
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mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
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whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
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!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
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*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
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