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The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
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70
Excellent Facts:-
-Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than mind.
-Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.
-Opinions r like wrist watches!!
-Everyone's watch shows different time from other but
Everyone Believes that their time is Accurate.
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'TEEN CHEEZAIN'
3 Cheezain Aik Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain,
1. PHOOL
2. Kanta
3. Khusbu.
3 Cheezain Har Aik Ko Milti Hain,
1. Khushi
2. Gham
3. Mout.
3 Cheezain Har Aik Ki Mukhtalif Hoti Hain,
1. Soorat
2. Seerat
3. Qismat.
3 Cheezon Ko Kabhi Chota Na Samjhen,
1. Qarz
2. Farz
3. Marz.
in Decent Jokes (290 Characters)

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Waqt Aur Doulat 2 Aesi Cheezain Hain
Jo Insaan ke Ikhtiyar mein Nahin,
Waqt Insaan ko Majboor
Aur Doulat Maghroor bana Deti Hai.
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Nice Quote:
Do Tarah se Cheezen Dekhne Main Choti Nazar Aati Hain.
Ek Door Se.
or
Doosra Gharoor Se.
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70
Some people Think War is a Competition Between
Weapons, People or Forces.
But I think War is a Battle of Prayers Between
OUR MOTHERS and THEIR MOTHERS.
in Decent Jokes (151 Characters)

70
Zindgi ki Sabse Barri Sachaee:
Qabaristan K Bahar Board Par Likhi Thi,
'Manzil to Meri Yahi Thi,
Bus ZINDAGI Guzar Gayi Meri Yahan Aate Aate.'
in Decent Jokes (142 Characters)

70
You Can Kiss Your 'Family & Friends'.
Good-bye And Put miles b/w You,
But at the Same time You carry Them with You in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
'You don't just Live in a World but a World Lives in You' :-)
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70
The person who Risks Nothing,
Does nothing, Has nothing.
He may avoid Suffering & Sorrow,
But
He simply can't learn & feel & change
& grow & love & live...
in Decent Jokes (155 Characters)

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Aaj Ka SMS - It have Very Deap Meaning.
Khuab Bhi Shayad Kaanch se Kamzor Hotay Hain.
Jo Roz Bikhar Jatay Hain, Faqat Ik Aankh Khulnay Se.
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70
How much can someone care?
A man Suffring frm brain tumor died.
His wife opened his cupboard
n found sum tablets wid a letter
'Take them dear.
U catch cold easily when u cry.'
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70
A man saw a small & poor boy looking at his beautiful and expensive car, he offered boy to take him for a drive After the drive the boy said ur car is so marvelous it might be so expensive! How much does it cost?
Man: I don't know my brother has gifted it to me
Boy: W0w so nice of him
Man: I know what U r thinking. U also want to have a brother like him.
Boy: No. I want to BE A BROTHER LIKE Him
Moral:
Always Think Higher Then The People's Expectations
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1 DiN Bemari Ny Doulat sy Kaha:
'tum Kitni KhushNaseeb Ho Hr Koi tume Pany ki Koshish Krta Hai.
Aur Me Kitni BadNseeb, k Hr Shaks Mujse Door Bhaagta Hai'
DOLAT BOLI:
'KhushNaseeb to tum Ho Jise Pa k Log Apny KHUDA ko yaad Karty Hen,
Ňur BadNaseeb to Me Hoon Jisy Pa k
Aksr Log KHUDA ko Bhool Jaty Hai''
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70
Smooth roads never make good drivers.
Smooth sea never makes good sailor.
Clear skies never make good pilots.
Problem free life never makes a strong and good person.
Have a tough but winning day ahead.
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Don't ask Life 'Why me? Instead say'
'Try me'.
in Decent Jokes (299 Characters)

70
A little difference between PROMISES and MEMORIES.
*
**
***
****
PROMISES: We break them,
and
MEMORIES: They break us!
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70
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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70
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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70
Q. Did you hear about the other latest Indian invention?
A. The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
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Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
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