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Santa: goes to buy underwear, on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells it is of Rs 500. Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi chahiye!!
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What a sardarji does when he need a blank white papers He photocopies the blank papers.
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If U Love Someone, Just Dont Tell It . . . . . Bcoz iss mey us masoom ki kya galti hai, woh kyon sazaa bhugtey
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Most Innocent Dhamki: As d thief was leaving d house, D kid woke up & sed 2 d Thief - 'Mera School Bag bhi lekar jao Varna, Main Mummy ko utha doonga.'
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
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A beggar 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de... Husband told his wife - De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!
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Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack 10!!
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SARDARJI talking on cell phone. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se.... 1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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In Indian weddings why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
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Pls send me one Good Night Really I cant sleep without it I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast send Mortein or Allout.
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Why did the old Mallu go to co-ledge. He went to co-ledge to get some no-ledge!
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3 Frinds talking about AIDS Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina karta nahi. Santa: Ungali me bhi condom pahnata hun. Banta: Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Padosi se karwata hun.
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An Elephant meets an Ant Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai Elephant: Paanch Saal Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY !!
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Chinto gets 0 marks in exams. Father asks him wat is it. Chinto replies: Teacher ke paas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye!
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Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying. A Person asked what he was doing. He replied, Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!
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How does a Sardar plan to Kill a Lion He'll drink poison and let lion eat him. bolo ta ra ra.
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American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female.
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Wat's the similarity between u n a bottle of pepsi.... Sweet, cool, gud, easily available n biggest similarity... Dhakkan!!
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Give 1 English word for.. 'Apne kiye pe pani pher dena' . . . . . . . . . FLUSH
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what will a man say after going to shit but still not satisfied Juda hoke bhi.... TU mujh mei kahi baaki hai !!!
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