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A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
in Double Meaning SMS (189 Characters)

85

R u emotionally dumbed?

Creatively challenged?

Artistically void?

Socially hopeless?

And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a

PAKISTANI!
in Double Meaning SMS (194 Characters)

80
Mere Paas Se Uski Khusbu Aaj Bhi Aati Hai Faraz...
Maine Fursat Mai Kabhi Khud se Lagaya Tha Usay.
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Its My Perfume.
Don't think Any Wahiyaat. :-)
in Double Meaning SMS (152 Characters)

77.5
What's an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy's pants and girl love to blow it up?
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A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
in Double Meaning SMS (172 Characters)

75
He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
in Double Meaning SMS (139 Characters)

75
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
in Double Meaning SMS (159 Characters)

75
Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
in Double Meaning SMS (125 Characters)

75
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can't answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
in Double Meaning SMS (326 Characters)

73.3
Pota : Dadag yeh Condom kya hota hai Dadag : Chal bhaag nalayak kahi ka mujhe nahi pata.Pota : Main janata tha buddhe. Tujhe pata hota toh aaj jayadaad k 14 tukde nahi hote.
in Double Meaning SMS (174 Characters)

70
One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.
in Double Meaning SMS (195 Characters)

70
Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??
in Double Meaning SMS (135 Characters)

70

A girl br?ke her umbrella,She went to repair shop,
Man:upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,
Girl:jo marzi karo,bus pani ander na jaye..
in Double Meaning SMS (205 Characters)

60
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
in Double Meaning SMS (94 Characters)

60
MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
in Double Meaning SMS (138 Characters)

60
Put your hand on my hand
&
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
&
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don't b confuse I am you tea cup.
in Double Meaning SMS (167 Characters)

55
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
in Double Meaning SMS (151 Characters)

50
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
in Double Meaning SMS (158 Characters)

50
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
in Double Meaning SMS (156 Characters)

50
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
in Double Meaning SMS (172 Characters)

50
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
'If u dont sleep wd me I'll sink d ship'
Later,She sms hr husbnd
'U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
in Double Meaning SMS (165 Characters)

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