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Sardar at an Art Gallery:I suppose this horrible looking thing iswhat you call modern art
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The brain is a wonderful organ.It starts working the moment you getup and does not stop until u get into the office…
in English (118 Characters)

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To love without condition,To talk without intention,To give without reason,to care without expectation,...is the heart of true relation
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A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,Either Cloudy or Sunny.It stands for Hope,giving us another start of what we call Life.Have a Good Morning & Day!
in English (147 Characters)

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Allah did not promiseDays without pain,Laughter without sorrow,Sun without rain.
in English (80 Characters)

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To Luv some1 is madness,2 b loved by some1 is a Gift,Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,But being loved by some 1 whom u luv is LIFE.
in English (133 Characters)

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Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.Enjoy your time…“Good night”
in English (165 Characters)

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The most difficultlesson to lean is,
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Teacher told all studentsin a class to write an essayon a cricket match.
in English (72 Characters)

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u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday
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I just feel u….
in English (17 Characters)

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Best cosmatic for the lips is truth,For the voice is prayer,For the eyes is pity,For the hands is charity,andfor the heart is care
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A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright…Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you
in English (122 Characters)

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Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims itWithin three days, you can keep it.
in English (122 Characters)

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Future plans of childrens:
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When u feel lonely and alone& cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
in English (149 Characters)

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God thought that sincehe couldnt b everywherehe made a mother.
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My love is like an onion,It has many layers,which add taste in yourlife, but if you try to cutit off it may bring tear in your life.
in English (132 Characters)

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What is the difference betweena woman and a magnet
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If you truly love someone,then the only thing you wantfor them is to be happy…even if its not with you.
in English (105 Characters)

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