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When GOD takes awaysomething from your hand,dont think He’s punishing u…he is merely emptying ur hand,for u 2 receive something better.Have Faith!!!
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The beginning of love is tolet those we love be perfectly themselves,and not to twist them to fit our own image.Otherwise we love onlythe reflection of ourselves we find in them.
in English (178 Characters)

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It’s funny when people discussLOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
in English (58 Characters)

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Money can buy :-a house not home,A bed but not sleep,medicine but not health,
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1000 words I could say,1000 wishes I could pray,1000 miles legs could walk,1000 sounds a mouth could talk,1000 times i’ll b true,1000 ways 2 say i love you!
in English (158 Characters)

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In art gallery couple seespicture of a girl covered by leaf.Husband keeps watching.
in English (83 Characters)

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Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,I don’t have a big car like Shariq,But I really love you”
in English (93 Characters)

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Birthdays are 4 funEnjoy a sticky bunI’m glad u r my mateHope ur birthdays great.
in English (83 Characters)

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Till the end of time…In a world so close to me…I’m just so in love…With a girl who’s in my heart…I Love U…
in English (120 Characters)

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In the Flower, My Rose is U.In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U.In the Sky, My Moon is U.I’m only Body, My Heart is U.Thats Y i always Miss You !!
in English (145 Characters)

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Do U know why a sardar ji keptthe door open while taking a bath
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When somebody who is deeplyin Love with you tells thatYou arecure, beautiful, & angelic,I agree. That’s true,Beleive me,I swear because love is definitely blind
in English (162 Characters)

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Question: Why did 18 Sardarsgo to a movie
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GoodMorningi mean GoodEveningi mean GoodNight hmmm..i think..time is not importanti Just want 2 Say that i rememberd u.
in English (119 Characters)

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One day a man insertedan ‘advertisement’ in thelocal classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
in English (88 Characters)

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“When a man holds a woman hands ”
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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage Wife remains silent ……
in English (86 Characters)

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“Dear sister! The rays of your love and blessings have made me a better human being. You are a true symbol of love and sacrifice. Happy Raksha Bandhan!”
in English (164 Characters)

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“Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.”
in English (79 Characters)

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Q: What’s the difference betweena good lawyer and a great lawyer
in English (72 Characters)

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