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I” M” A PoLice Officer..&U r Under arrest BecauseU r So Cute andBeing So Cute Is a Crime.
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If I’m in hell & Ur in heaven,I’ll look up & be glad of U.
in English (72 Characters)

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Be the sky above you,blue Soft be the road below you,
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When things go wrong…when sadness fills ur heart…when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things1—GOD2—ur parents3—my sincere prayers…..GOOD LUCK&God bless u.
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Never luk for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never luk for aGud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart,that’ll miss u every day.
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SHITs4 smarth4 handsomei4 intelligentt4 tallentedi think u r a big shit
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3 tips to break a mirror:1. Throw stone on mirror.2. Take mirror and just drop it.3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
in English (139 Characters)

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FOUND YOUI love you up from heavendown to the groundIm really gladto have you found
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DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus-
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If you need frnd call me. If you need a help approach me. If you money...... 'SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED'.
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After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!
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SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeedS U..... Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? . . . . . . . . THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...
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Dont ever Postpone todays work till tomorrow, . . . . . . . It can be done even the day after tomorrow..
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Love is dangerous? You know !!!....... It is sharp knife but because a wife!!!!...... Submitted By : sakkammal (sakkammal@yahoo.co.in)
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Q:What is the thinnest book in the world? Ans:What Men Know About Women
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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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INTERVIEWBoss: whr r u born?Sardar: in punjabBoss: which part?Sardar: oye! Saitan ka bacha, part part nahi.....Whole body born in punjab....
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I look at the stars and I see you, I look at the moon and I see you, I look at the trees and I see you, Please step aside, you are blocking my view.
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Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in Mother-In-Law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
in English (131 Characters)

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