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Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
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if you love someone, set them free. if they come back they are yours. if they don't .... then hunt them down and kill them!
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I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, then I realized --- look what's telling me that
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The probability of the buttered side of the bread falling on the carpet is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
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There are 3 types of people... those who can count and those who can't
in English (71 Characters)

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B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
in English (51 Characters)

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If u like me, raise ur hands. If not then atleast raise ur standard!
in English (69 Characters)

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i need you ilove you i can't anywhere without you oh my dear lovely shoes
in English (74 Characters)

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cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favour and jump off
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I always advise people never to give advice.
in English (45 Characters)

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
in English (87 Characters)

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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station
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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours
in English (63 Characters)

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
in English (76 Characters)

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am in shape. Round is a shape
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One day Apparao Went for office nd retun back immediatly..Wife Surpirse nd asked y return? A.R told my Bosss told 'Go To Hell'...Submitted By : ramkumar (ramkumarpandu@gmail.com)
in English (179 Characters)

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“Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.’” - “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
in English (106 Characters)

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'I would consider it my duty to help your release from this world.' - 'Horatio Hornblower' from 'Horatio Hornblower' in 'The Fire Ships'
in English (137 Characters)

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“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.” - Joseph Heller
in English (64 Characters)

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“A classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.” - Mark Twain
in English (101 Characters)

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