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“The very existence of flame throwers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done’” - George Carlin
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me
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Joke in 1 word- Sardar joke in 2 words- Inteligent Sardar joke in 3 words- Sardar playing chess ! joke in 4 words- Sardar won the game !
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Sardar declares: . . . I will never marry in my life&. . . . . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
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Sardar at bar in NewYork. Man on his right says'Johny Walker single' Man on his left says'Peter Scotch single' Sardar says:- 'Baljit Singh Married!'...!
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MAN: Boy, wats ur dad's name? BOY: His name is LAUGHING. MAN: And ur mother's name? BOY: SMILING. MAN: You must b kidding? BOY: No, thats my brother , I'm JOKING!!!!
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MEN's TOP 7 LIES: 1. It wont happen again 2. I m single 3. She was just a frnd 4. Im Sorry 5. I like u 6. I dont wanna loose u 7. Im telin d truth:-)
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Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye rahaNaJaye. 2year:- KINETIC-Sabki hawaNikal de. 3year-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
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Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
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Smbody wants 2 kiss YOU close ur eyes muah.. muah.. AH.. satisfied now open ur eyes. ;****; o( @..@ )o '(---)' THIS IS THE 1 WHO KISSED U !
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Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!
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Resolution 2006 'Save Money' So, plz accept my wishes for Lohri Holi Gur Purab Raksha Bandhan Dussera Diwali Id Christmas etc. And also Happy New Year2007
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How much is 1+1=? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Are you looking for the answer?? Shame on you....
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WELCOME TOwww. love .comType password***************PROCESSING..Sorry apki pyar karne ki umar nikal chuki hai.Try www.satsang.com
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Dear i Want k .. Tum aur Main,Tesra Koi na..In a Superior Hotel at Night on a Table,A Candle Light Dinner..Celebrate Our Relation And i Want to Say u Thoese 3 Lovely Words.. 'PAY THE BILL'
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Luv Easy to say - Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal... Difficulty is a part of Life... But That's the reason... Why Girlfriend is never a wife?
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Q:Why did God Create U before Me....?Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*.He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
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Days ContinuoS TO PaaS, StaR ContinuoS to ShinE, WhY ShuD I BrinG TearS IN MY EyeS, WheN ShE WaS NeveR MinE....
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