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Life is small,Live it! Luv is pure,Enjoy it! Anger is injurious,Dump it! Troubles r short,Face it! Memories r sweet, Cherish it! I'm d BEST,Accept it!
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Heartbeat speeds up hands tightly grip as i start to walk by mask starts to slip dark eyes smiling as you stare at me i frown and wonder what do you see confusion both of us stare then turn away for neither know what there is to say now i am cursing for i cannot speak when i need to be loud i suddenly am meek irritation though we have not ever actually spoken we have had a great many conversations for there were no words actually exchanged here the eyes speak volumes for all the world to hear waiting wondering never knowing Submitted By : seema jain (simjain.4@gmail.com)
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Failure is the stepping to success and Love failure is the new stepping stone to your life. Be confident
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Everyone is gud to you, till u expect nothing from them.......!And u r too good to them till u fulfill their expectations! Strange but true!
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Outside noisy, inside empty.
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This duality has been reflected in classical as well as modern literature as reason versus passion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the conscious mind and the unconscious. There are moments in each of our lives when our verbal-intellect suggest
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Im a nobody.. nobody is perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
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EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARATION FOR LIFE. EDUCATION IS LIFE ITSELF
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Don't mind Anybody say u Don't mind Anybody say u fool Don't mind Anybody say u hard Don't mind Anybody say u poor Don't mind Anybody say u low Don't mind Anybody say u bad
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Life is not as such as we think,as we live,as we wish to do. Because life is a lots of dream,a piece of reality & a piece of your sweet smile....
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Fantastic tyrant of the amorous heart. How hard thy yoke, how cruel thy dart. Those escape your anger who refuse your sway, and those are punished most, who most obey.
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I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.
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Poor Horatio, so quick to give, so slow to accept the simplest gift.
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Life is like a box of chocolate. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Un - returnable because all you get back is another box of chocolate. So you re stuck with this un - definable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down till there re nothing left to eat. Sure once in a while there re a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but they re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. And if you re desperate enough to eat those all you re left with is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
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“A dream is a question to an answer we haven’t yet learned how to ask.” - “Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Aubrey”
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There are extraordinary men and women and extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these individuals. That what can be imagined can be achieved. That you must dare to dream. That there is no substitute for perseverance and hard work, and team work, because no one gets there alone. And that while we commemorate the greatness of these events and the individuals who achieve them, we cannot forget the sacrifice of those who make these achievements and leaps possible.
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I m not going to ask you if you said what you just said because I know it is what you just said.
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“Here's to the crazy ones.The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. 'Bout the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world -- are the ones who do.” - Commercial
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“Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.” - David Letterman
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No Job is easy, but it becomes more difficult, when it is done with ignorance
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