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Dear Sir,My wife is ill.As there is no other Husbandin the family to look after her,Kindly grant me leave for one day.
in English (118 Characters)

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Teacher : What do you call a personwho keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested
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Teacher:”What is your name ”.Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”Student:”My name is Sunlight.”:DSubmitted by: Vinay
in English (197 Characters)

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Tip of the day:Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y Whenever u face any problemjust c ur pic & say 3 times,“if I can face this, I can face anything”
in English (157 Characters)

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A man went to hell and askedthe Yamraj if he can call his wife.yamraj said “u cn do tht”
in English (92 Characters)

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When heart beats it says “lub-dub”.Do U know whats it means LUB says “Live Ur life Best”DUB says “Do Ur Best in life”Enjoy every heart beat.
in English (152 Characters)

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Once upon a timelove and friendshipwere walking in village.Love fall in dug because love is blind.friend ship also fall becausefriend ship can do every thing for love
in English (166 Characters)

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“Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Behan.”
in English (206 Characters)

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Some things just can’t be expressed in wordsSome people just can’t be lived withoutLove can speak volumes even when words cantSo all iam going to say is ..I love u .Happy Independence Day sweetheart
in English (212 Characters)

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HI MISS ME OR HATE MEBOTH R IN MY FAvorIF U MISS ME,ILL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEARTIF U HATE ME,ILL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND..
in English (123 Characters)

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Keep in touch with me..Otherwise1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32your all teeth will be broken.
in English (149 Characters)

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:LOVE:;:OVE::LO[ ' ]VE::LOV: :OVE::LOVE: V :LOVE:DO U see da HEART it iswherei put Special person like u.Only 4 u.
in English (116 Characters)

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If u r in a dark room,U find blood everywhere andwals r shakingdont worry friend.u r at the safest placeu r in my heart JANU GEEEEEEEEEEE
in English (143 Characters)

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TEACHER:why you are praying to god in the class when i am teaching?? STUDENT:my mother told me to pray to god before sleeping...!!
in English (131 Characters)

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cheese is cheese, butter is butter, if u forgot me,i will through u in gutter.
in English (79 Characters)

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U r very special to me. I don't want to lose a friend like u. I Always pray that u should b safe. So plz B careful whenever u jump from Tree To Tree;
in English (150 Characters)

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Women live a better,longer and peaceful life! why? very simple..... They not have wifes...!!!
in English (94 Characters)

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TO ALL BACHELORS Dont Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Dont Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians. Dont Marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Dont Marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go.
in English (294 Characters)

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Don't marry a bsnl Girl She will have connections with all iN india Don't marry an idea girl She will change Your life Don t marry an airtel girl she will do magic on you Marry a vodafone girl she follows you where you go
in English (222 Characters)

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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!
in English (143 Characters)

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