Tastes > Jokes > English

English


SMSTongue offers a large collection of English. The compliation includes good quality English submitted by users. Browse through our nice collection of English repository with latest and new English being added daily. You will find unqiue messages which you can share, rate and review with your friends. Also, you can send these messages using your mobile phone.
Displaying Page 7 (of 31) and 20 Records (of 607 Total Records)
70
Close ur eyes..,think abt ur self..,ur face..,ur style..,ur nature..,ur smile.. and your looks....Now Open ur eves... Horror movie has ended.
in English (142 Characters)

70
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employees... ..... Leave them to us
in English (116 Characters)

70
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband is liver and wife is kidney.. if liver fails...kidney fails, if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney....
in English (164 Characters)

70
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
in English (61 Characters)

70
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
in English (49 Characters)

70
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
in English (63 Characters)

70
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
in English (90 Characters)

70
Each day I get up in the morning praying to God that everyone should get a friend like you...why should only I have to suffer!
in English (127 Characters)

70
The more I get to know people, the more I love dogs
in English (52 Characters)

70
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
in English (113 Characters)

70
Doct & Sardar loves a same girl, Sardar gives apple 2 her everyday.Doc asks,'why do u give apple daily.' sard - 'An apple a day keeps da Doc Away.'Submitted By : Pankaj Kumar Thakur (pankaj_thakur00@sify.com)
in English (209 Characters)

70
The day you finally decide to love me will be the day after the day I have given up on chasing you.
in English (99 Characters)

70
China has a Great Deewaar, Russia has a Communist Sarkaar, America has a Powerful Radar, But! Beware World! Because Only India has the POWER OF SARDAR....
in English (154 Characters)

70
Pledge ofPunjabi boys -Punjab is our nation -Drinking is our profesion.- Every day is celebration.To hell with education..Because CANADA is our destination
in English (155 Characters)

70
'Cricket' The craze of India 'Cello' The pen of india 'Lux' The soap of India 'Amul' The taste of India 'U' are the waste of india
in English (130 Characters)

70
Q: why do boys go 2 temples? Ans: coz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja Bhawana Shrdha Aarti Archna Aradhna Laxmi sarswati Shanti
in English (138 Characters)

70
If (..) people ( ö ) say u're >i< C U T E (è'é) PUNCH ( ,ö ) ('') THEM >''< / / HOW DARE they fool u like that
in English (111 Characters)

70
wudntufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneuknewsentuamessagewithnospacesanduspentagestryingto figureoutonlytorealisethatthereisnopointtothemessageexcepttoirritateu!!
in English (158 Characters)

70
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
in English (132 Characters)

70
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
in English (175 Characters)

Displaying Page 7 (of 31) and 20 Records (of 607 Total Records)