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Whoever said nothing was impossible (75 Characters)
in English (154 Impressions)
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
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If you love someone set them free if (124 Characters)
in English (87 Impressions)
if you love someone, set them free. if they come back they are yours. if they don't .... then hunt them down and kill them!
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I used to think the brain was the most (116 Characters)
in English (85 Impressions)
I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, then I realized --- look what's telling me that
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The probability of the buttered side of (123 Characters)
in English (82 Impressions)
The probability of the buttered side of the bread falling on the carpet is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
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There are 3 types of people those (71 Characters)
in English (86 Impressions)
There are 3 types of people... those who can count and those who can't
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B I T C H Beautiful Individual That (51 Characters)
in English (164 Impressions)
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
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If u like me raise ur hands If not (69 Characters)
in English (111 Impressions)
If u like me, raise ur hands. If not then atleast raise ur standard!
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I need you ilove you i cant anywhere (74 Characters)
in English (98 Impressions)
i need you ilove you i can't anywhere without you oh my dear lovely shoes
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Cry me a river build me a bridge now (67 Characters)
in English (94 Impressions)
cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favour and jump off
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I always advise people never to give (45 Characters)
in English (92 Impressions)
I always advise people never to give advice.
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Its so simple to be wise Just think of (87 Characters)
in English (135 Impressions)
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
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A train station is where the train (114 Characters)
in English (89 Impressions)
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station
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His insomnia was so bad he couldnt (63 Characters)
in English (123 Impressions)
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours
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Every man should marry After all (76 Characters)
in English (88 Impressions)
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Am in shape Round is a shape (30 Characters)
in English (82 Impressions)
am in shape. Round is a shape
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One day Apparao Went for office nd (179 Characters)
in English (89 Impressions)
One day Apparao Went for office nd retun back immediatly..Wife Surpirse nd asked y return? A.R told my Bosss told 'Go To Hell'...Submitted By : ramkumar (ramkumarpandu@gmail.com)
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Husbands should be like kleenex soft (106 Characters)
in English (107 Impressions)
“Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.’” - “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
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I would consider it my duty to help (137 Characters)
in English (79 Impressions)
'I would consider it my duty to help your release from this world.' - 'Horatio Hornblower' from 'Horatio Hornblower' in 'The Fire Ships'
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When I grow up I want to be a little (64 Characters)
in English (82 Impressions)
“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.” - Joseph Heller
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A classic something that everybody (101 Characters)
in English (147 Impressions)
“A classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.” - Mark Twain
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