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“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
in Exam SMS (117 Characters)

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the
in Exam SMS (141 Characters)

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
in Exam SMS (132 Characters)

I'm studying for finals - this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/
in Exam SMS (101 Characters)

A genius is one who can do in one daywhat others do in hundred days!Just like us!we cover our course in one day before exam&teachers take the whole year
in Exam SMS (152 Characters)

Hum honge all passhum honge all passhonge all pass 1 dinho ho.Likhte hai bakwasfir bhi hai vishwaspaper kiya hai jakaashum honge all pass 1 din.
in Exam SMS (144 Characters)

Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??..Guess??...........Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
in Exam SMS (135 Characters)

Exams are near,Subjects are not clear,Questions appear,Answers disappear,Oh! my dear,Dont fear,Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u, All clear!Have a great exam fest!All the best.
in Exam SMS (165 Characters)


Have we ever realised that the word 'STUDYING' is actualy a combination of the word 'STUDENT' And 'DYING' ;-) :-P
in Exam SMS (158 Characters)


Humain tuo 'TAFREEH' k liye bhi zindagi kam lagti hai

Magar log tu yahan 'PARHAI' k liye bhi waqt nikaal laity
hain !! :-P
in Exam SMS (179 Characters)


NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
in Exam SMS (185 Characters)


Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
in Exam SMS (208 Characters)


Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
in Exam SMS (176 Characters)

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
in Exam SMS (310 Characters)

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
in Exam SMS (129 Characters)

The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
in Exam SMS (151 Characters)

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
in Exam SMS (177 Characters)

har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
in Exam SMS (140 Characters)

Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
in Exam SMS (142 Characters)

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
in Exam SMS (181 Characters)

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