“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
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kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
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I'm studying for finals - this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/
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A genius is one who can do in one daywhat others do in hundred days!Just like us!we cover our course in one day before exam&teachers take the whole year
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Hum honge all passhum honge all passhonge all pass 1 dinho ho.Likhte hai bakwasfir bhi hai vishwaspaper kiya hai jakaashum honge all pass 1 din.
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Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??..Guess??...........Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
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Exams are near,Subjects are not clear,Questions appear,Answers disappear,Oh! my dear,Dont fear,Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u, All clear!Have a great exam fest!All the best.
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Have we ever realised that the word 'STUDYING' is actualy a combination of the word 'STUDENT' And 'DYING' ;-) :-P
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Humain tuo 'TAFREEH' k liye bhi zindagi kam lagti hai
Faraz,
Magar log tu yahan 'PARHAI' k liye bhi waqt nikaal laity
hain !! :-P
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NEW Xam Pattern::
General Students ::Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
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How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
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Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com
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If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
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