I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
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L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don't LOVE.
Only pass your time.
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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U
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difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
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From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been???.. a headache !
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Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute?
Be true.. Don't cheat like me
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In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry
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What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na?KAKa?Na
I've to utilize free sms package.
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Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
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A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just K - Kidding
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pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
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Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda 'Sehtoot',
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi 'Pappi' ley geya Bhoot
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Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!
Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha!
Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,
bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me,
le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
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Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye
kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
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Khamosh palkon se jab anso bikhar jate hain.
Ap kya jany ap kitny yad aty hain.
Abhi b usi mor pe khary hain.
Jahan ap ny kaha tha thehro hum abhi aaty hain ..!
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hari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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