NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl: Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..
Girl: Aap ki kitni biwiyan hein?
Boy: Aik bhi nahi.. :-)
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LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl..
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Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING
;-)
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If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
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Girl says: It's unfair that if a guy have a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key, But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock...
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Saturday noon,
An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.
Giving cheque, He said he'd collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.
On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There's no Money in ur Account!
Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had.....
(',')
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Flirting Tips :
Flirting tip 1: Send brief passionate glances to catch her attention. Always keep smile on your face.
Flirting tip 2: Impress her at first sight with your appearance. Dress well, smell good and use your charm to attract her.
Flirting tip 3: Start conversation in a very friendly way. Make her feel comfortable in your company and try to understand her comfort level with your behavior. Appreciate her looks and other qualities you feel great about, be convincing.
Flirting tip 4: Be sure of what you are going to say, say something new to her, use good language, a witty conversation or a naughty joke can attract her towards you. .
Flirting tip 5:Treat her with great admiration, upgrade her self esteem, women love to be with gentle but charismatic guy,
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I know you think I"m cute, I know you think I"m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just K - Kidding
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Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of me
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on ?IRON'
Try it now. Mmmmuah
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Failure is not when?..
Your girlfriend leaves you?.
Its when you don't try for her sister?.!
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A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
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Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of me.
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Patient to dotor:
You've appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
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If I were 2 lie 11 roses next 2 you, you'd make the perfect dozen.
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She ?Has To'
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He ?Has Two'
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us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
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