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tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.
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Dear . Jano . . sohno . . . . i love u . . i miss u . . i kiss u . . oops . bura laga kya? . . . to mai kya kron, Zong walay kehty hain . SAB KEH DO YAAR
in Funny (153 Characters)

SCHOOL LIFE IS RELIANCE,KAR LO DUNIYA MUTTHI ME. COLLEGE LIFE IS AIRTEL,AISI AZAADI AUR KAHAN ? MARRIED LIFE Ek IDEA JO BADAL DE AAPKI DUNIYA...
in Funny (144 Characters)

Ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya-Teri smile me kya chamak h, teri smile me kya chamak h, wo muskura k boli-ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI
in Funny (143 Characters)

Kisi ki Yaad aye – Yaad karoZyada aaye – SMS karoAur Zyada aaye – PHONE karoAur b Zyada aaye – MILOUse b Zyda aaye – Pyar karoUsse b Zyada aaye – Shadi karo.PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.
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BE - ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR - UDHAR NIGAH - RAKHNA Kyu - K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA MAAR MOHIM START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@
in Funny (152 Characters)

'TiP Of d DAY'Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaak mat uraao... H0 sakta hai ke usne tum se zyada bachiyan phansaayi hon.'
in Funny (121 Characters)

Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government
in Funny (127 Characters)

CID agn..!khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,CID mein sabse bada gadha hai FREDRICKS..!
in Funny (132 Characters)

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend:Rs10=just frndRs30=nice frndRs50=sweet frdRs121=cute frdRs301=gud frdRs501=caring frdRs1001=best frd (God)This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…Hurry up..
in Funny (242 Characters)

Arz kiya hai:-----Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakanawah wahZindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana....A for Apple, B for Banana.....)))
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Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,...............Exuse me!My face is 6 inch above, from the place u r looking at.
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My friend asked me whether a monkey can read SMS... U no wat i did??I proved it by sending you dis msg...Gud eve...
in Funny (115 Characters)

Heart of Boys like Temple..Holy, Truthful, Pure..That's why,When Boys Say I LOVE YOU..Girls remove their Sandals
in Funny (112 Characters)

=o00o====o00o==
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The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you
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Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! 'MOBILE' k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyu nahi karte hai..!
in Funny (164 Characters)

GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare,Jaise..Ullu ko raat,Dentist ko daat,Gadhe ko laat,Garib ko gaddi,Kutte ko haddi,auraurNange ko chaddi
in Funny (149 Characters)

Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kaha mai maa banne wali hun.Boyfriend bola maine tujhe chhuwa bhe nahi aur tu maa banne wali hai.Ladki boli kal mai tere baap se shadi kar rahi hun.
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chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose gift usne diya red rose. sherni ne kaha ja pehle apni surat aine me dekh. chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli CONFIDENCE to dekh vikas yadav 9784678703
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