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Arz kiya hai Zindgi ka maksad hai (128 Characters)
in Funny (36 Impressions)
Arz kiya hai:-----Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakanawah wahZindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana....A for Apple, B for Banana.....)))
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Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah (128 Characters)
in Funny (14 Impressions)
tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.
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SCHOOL LIFE IS RELIANCE KAR LO DUNIYA (144 Characters)
in Funny (34 Impressions)
SCHOOL LIFE IS RELIANCE,KAR LO DUNIYA MUTTHI ME. COLLEGE LIFE IS AIRTEL,AISI AZAADI AUR KAHAN ? MARRIED LIFE Ek IDEA JO BADAL DE AAPKI DUNIYA...
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Ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri (143 Characters)
in Funny (25 Impressions)
Ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya-Teri smile me kya chamak h, teri smile me kya chamak h, wo muskura k boli-ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI
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Suraj Ne Jo Kirno Se KahaaChand Ne Jo (139 Characters)
in Funny (34 Impressions)
Suraj Ne Jo Kirno Se KahaaChand Ne Jo Baadlon Se KahaanSamudra Ne Jo Lehron Se KahaaVahi, Aaj Main Tumse Kehti HoonChal Chal Hawa Aane De!!
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Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there (127 Characters)
in Funny (24 Impressions)
Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government
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My friend asked me whether a monkey can (115 Characters)
in Funny (21 Impressions)
My friend asked me whether a monkey can read SMS... U no wat i did??I proved it by sending you dis msg...Gud eve...
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Heart of Boys like Temple Holy (112 Characters)
in Funny (37 Impressions)
Heart of Boys like Temple..Holy, Truthful, Pure..That's why,When Boys Say I LOVE YOU..Girls remove their Sandals
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Jb meri koi call na aye jb koi sms na (135 Characters)
in Funny (30 Impressions)
Jb meri koi call na aye,jb koi sms na aye,jb koi missed call b na aye,To.....!smaj lena k.'APP K DOST'Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
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Shaadi se pehle maine pyaar (72 Characters)
in Funny (26 Impressions)
shaadi se pehle : maine pyaar kiyashaadi ke baad : maine pyaar kyun kiya
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Press down if u like me so u like me (149 Characters)
in Funny (22 Impressions)
press down if u like me...so u like me...?Tats so sweet...ok u can stop...stop it,enuf...dis is 2 much...O my God ... I like u too...!Silly fans.....
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3 stupid stages of life TEEN Hav (141 Characters)
in Funny (55 Impressions)
3 stupid stages of life-TEEN- Hav energy & time but no money!YOUNG- Have money & energy but no time!OLD- Hav time & money but no energy!! ;-)
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KILLER METRO PJ 1 nhi 2 nhi (151 Characters)
in Funny (19 Impressions)
KILLER METRO PJ: 1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar passengrs plz pay attention nxt station is shyam bazaar.....!
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In India we have only postman and not (91 Characters)
in Funny (17 Impressions)
In India we have only postman and not postwoman. Because woman takes 9 months for delivery.
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Frnshp means U happy I m Happy U Sad (140 Characters)
in Funny (39 Impressions)
Frnshp means. U happy , I m Happy U Sad , I m Sad U Cry, I m Cry U Laugh, i Laugh U Jump dwn frm building, i dance dhingchank dhinchak......
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Disturb you sms If i disturb U I Am (111 Characters)
in Funny (15 Impressions)
disturb you sms If i disturb U I Am Sorry! But i Need To Say I… … ... ... ... ... Love DISTURBING U.....:-)
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Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan (111 Characters)
in Funny (40 Impressions)
Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro para FarazJab Larkiuon kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gum ho gai .....
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LIFE MEANS 6 frnds 2 bikes bt no (166 Characters)
in Funny (43 Impressions)
LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying 'teri bhabhi hai'
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Major Rohail Tum Nasha kyu karte ho (87 Characters)
in Funny (25 Impressions)
Major Rohail:Tum Nasha kyu karte ho.Santa:Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon
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Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa (145 Characters)
in Funny (11 Impressions)
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa…...Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!...Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!Kese Ho Aap?Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke.
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