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    My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
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    When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (145 Characters)

    It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (73 Characters)

    After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
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    I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (51 Characters)

    Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (41 Characters)

    Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (68 Characters)

    People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (109 Characters)

    A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (88 Characters)

    Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
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    The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (128 Characters)

    To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (50 Characters)

    “Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional”
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (53 Characters)

    There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (81 Characters)

    You think your special JUST because its your birthday today….
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (61 Characters)

    no way you’re special every day!!!
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (34 Characters)

    Lolz! xDTake a look at this quote!
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (34 Characters)

    “How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!”
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (96 Characters)

    Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.
    in Funny Birthday Quotes (71 Characters)

    “Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!”
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