My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
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“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional”
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There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
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You think your special JUST because its your birthday today….
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no way you’re special every day!!!
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Lolz! xDTake a look at this quote!
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“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!”
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.
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“Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!”
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