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kaise bataon kya ho tum
khattara car ho tum
bina light ka lamp ho tum
bina law ki mombatti ho tum
kya samjhta hai khud ko
patla khada hua danda ho tum
kisi murgi ka sada hua anda ho tum
padosiyo ke gale ka fanda ho tum
in Funny Ghazal (225 Characters)

Jb se begum ne muje murga bana rakha ha
MaiN ne nazroN ke tara sir be jhuka rakha ha
Bartano! Aaj mere sir pe baraste kyuN ho
MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha ha
Pehle Belen ne banaya tha mere sir pe Ghomer
aur ab Chimty ne mera gaal saja rakha ha
Sare kapre tu jala dale haiN begum ne
tan chupane ko Banyan phata rakha ha
Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tera
Jis ne khud ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha ha
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir
Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha ha
in Funny Ghazal (525 Characters)

Student : Yun Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay
Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir
Haan! Paas Tu Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay
Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien
Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number He Dila Daitay
Teacher: Yun Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi
Haan! Paas Tu Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay
Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien
Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay He Bana Daitay
in Funny Ghazal (553 Characters)

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
in Funny Ghazal (288 Characters)

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?
in Funny Ghazal (184 Characters)

Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi ha
us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhe ha
Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhe ha
shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhe ha
Kehtay hain rakhe hoi cheez buhat kaam at hai
is liye tu main ne rakhe se laga rakhe ha
Ab haqeqat tu yeah batanay ke liye rakhe ha
ke rakhe ne raaton ke neend urda rakhe ha
Yeah kia main ne rakhe rakhe laga rakhe ha
us rakhe ne to kisi aur se be bana rakhe ha
in Funny Ghazal (444 Characters)

Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
in Funny Ghazal (169 Characters)

Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata
Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha ha
Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi jata!
in Funny Ghazal (143 Characters)

Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar walo ko tu kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
in Funny Ghazal (120 Characters)

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karnaa
wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karty karty
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya.
in Funny Ghazal (190 Characters)

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho
ur file not found.
in Funny Ghazal (104 Characters)

Raat yon dil main teri, khoyi hui yaad ayi,
Jasay viraaneay mein chupke se bahaar a jaye.
Jasay sahraaon mein haule se chale baad-e-naseem,
Jasay bimaar ko be-wajaa qaraar a jaye.
in Funny Ghazal (182 Characters)

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