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Golf is a funny game and today seemed (94 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (112 Impressions)
Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.
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If you watch a game it s fun If you (93 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (115 Impressions)
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I m not saying my golf game went bad (84 Characters)
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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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Give me the fresh air a beautiful (123 Characters)
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled (28 Characters)
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Have you ever noticed what golf spells (50 Characters)
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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes (83 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (98 Impressions)
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
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I know I m getting better at golf (71 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (104 Impressions)
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
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Golf is a day spent in a round of (53 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (113 Impressions)
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
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The only thing a golfer needs is more (47 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (115 Impressions)
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
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Don t play too much golf Two rounds a (54 Characters)
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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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I regard golf as an expensive way of (53 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (118 Impressions)
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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Golf is a game not a sport (28 Characters)
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Golf is a game, not a sport.
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The more I practice the luckier I get (39 Characters)
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The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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Golf is the most fun you can have (66 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (98 Impressions)
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
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What a shame to waste those great shots (60 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (115 Impressions)
What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
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Golf is a game where the ball lies (64 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (101 Impressions)
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
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Golf is the only sport where the most (61 Characters)
in Funny Golf Quotes (108 Impressions)
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
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For me the worst part of playing golf (81 Characters)
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
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Lay off for three weeks and then quit (48 Characters)
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Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good.
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