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Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.
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If you watch a game, itís fun. If you play it, itís recreation. If you work at it, itís golf.
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Iím not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, theyíd come up sliced.
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golfÖ and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyoneís golf game. Itís called an eraser.
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I know Iím getting better at golf because Iím hitting fewer spectators.
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
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Donít play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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Golf is a game, not a sport.
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The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
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What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
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Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
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Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
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Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good.
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