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SMSTongue offers a large collection of Funny Jokes. The compliation includes good quality Funny Jokes submitted by users. Browse through our nice collection of Funny Jokes repository with latest and new Funny Jokes being added daily. You will find unqiue messages which you can share, rate and review with your friends. Also, you can send these messages using your mobile phone.
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Doctor Youre in good health Youll (176 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (28 Impressions)

Doctor: Youre in good health. Youll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you!!!
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I LOVE U I WANT U I LIKE U I (228 Characters)
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I LOVE U



I WANT U



I LIKE U



I MISS U



I TALK U



All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE"
2moro v wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;->
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It is good for girl to meet boy in park (81 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (856 Impressions)
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans (102 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (837 Impressions)
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
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Apne chare se ruswaie ka amp quot (428 Characters)
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Apne chare se ruswaie ka "ERROR" to hataho,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka "PASSWORD" to bataho,
Axser raat ko app mere sapne mein aatein hain,
Mere pyar ko "MOUSE" banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka "E-MAIL" mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap "VIRUS" banke aa jaata hai.
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News 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo (145 Characters)
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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Im looking for the man who shot my paw (40 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (820 Impressions)
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
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ALGEBRA A weapon of math destruction (38 Characters)
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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CNN News Bush orders 15 000 FBI (129 Characters)
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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Why were males created before females (38 Characters)
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Why were males created before females?
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Whats the definition of suspicion A (78 Characters)
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What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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What happened when the Pope went to (83 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (403 Impressions)
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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How do you save a man from drowning (63 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (399 Impressions)
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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There was this Eskimo chick who spent (121 Characters)
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There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who (132 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (763 Impressions)
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable (125 Characters)
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Whats pink wrinkled and hangs oot yer (62 Characters)
in Funny Jokes (357 Impressions)
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
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Viagra now available in eye drops you (79 Characters)
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Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
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T MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the (150 Characters)
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T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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I like Kids But I dont think I could (142 Characters)
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I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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