New Launch

Boy Girl Baby Names

get Message on Mobile

Now get messages on your mobile for free (carrier charges applicable).

send following SMS
@txtmsg Funny Life Quotes
to +91-9297777777
to get Funny Life Quotes Messages

*in India Only
read more..

Related Tastes

Tastes

View all Tastes!

Subscribe

New Messages by Email
please Rate messages so as to serve you with better messages on your next visit
Tastes > Quotes > Funny Life Quotes

Funny Life Quotes

Add MessageSubscribe
Share |
Funny Life Quotes
SMSTongue offers a large collection of Funny Life Quotes. The compliation includes good quality Funny Life Quotes submitted by users. Browse through our nice collection of Funny Life Quotes repository with latest and new Funny Life Quotes being added daily. You will find unqiue messages which you can share, rate and review with your friends. Also, you can send these messages using your mobile phone.
Displaying Page 1 (of 1) and 14 Records (of 14 Total Records)
First Previous 1 Next Last
0
I nstead of holding on to the Biblical (187 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (155 Impressions)
[I]nstead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey[.] - From The Importance of Living (1937)
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
Its possible you can never know that (122 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (155 Impressions)
It's possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
You know its a long world (28 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (163 Impressions)
You know, it's a long world.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
There are good days and there are bad (68 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (151 Impressions)
There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
No matter how bad things get you got (76 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (168 Impressions)
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
Life is just a phase youre going (63 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (166 Impressions)
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
In the game of life its a good idea to (144 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (160 Impressions)
In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
A man should control his life Mine is (54 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (151 Impressions)
A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
I came into this world black naked and (177 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (157 Impressions)
I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
Life is painful nasty and short in (82 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (166 Impressions)
Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
Life is so unlike theory (25 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (148 Impressions)
Life is so unlike theory.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
All the worlds a stage and most of us (67 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (149 Impressions)
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
Nothing matters very much and very few (61 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (148 Impressions)
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


0
After one look at this planet any (96 Characters)
in Funny Life Quotes (138 Impressions)
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
added by smsguru

QR Code    view as Image


Displaying Page 1 (of 1) and 14 Records (of 14 Total Records)
First Previous 1 Next Last