It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
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Marriage–a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
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I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
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The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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These are great Ihope you dont mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.
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My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!
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“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”
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