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Behind every successful man there is a (55 Characters)
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Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
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Perfect numbers like perfect men are (47 Characters)
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Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
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Men are simple things They can survive (136 Characters)
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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My mom said the only reason men are (83 Characters)
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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There are three stages of man He (112 Characters)
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There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
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The best way to get a man to do (80 Characters)
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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You know when you put a stick in water (89 Characters)
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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths.
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A man in the house is worth two in the (46 Characters)
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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A genius is a man who can rewrap a new (77 Characters)
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A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
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The quickest way to a man s heart is (55 Characters)
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The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
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Give a man a free hand and he ll run it (53 Characters)
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Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
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I only like two kinds of men domestic (51 Characters)
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I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign.
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A woman without a man is like a fish (55 Characters)
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Man has will but woman has her way (36 Characters)
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Man has will, but woman has her way.
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If you want something said ask a man (79 Characters)
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If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
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When women are depressed they either (84 Characters)
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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Women don t make fools of men most of (80 Characters)
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Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.
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Men are like dogs They keep coming (100 Characters)
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Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf (37 Characters)
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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
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Men are liars We ll lie about lying if (112 Characters)
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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