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He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
in Funny Phrases SMS (61 Characters)

55
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
in Funny Phrases SMS (59 Characters)

51
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
in Funny Phrases SMS (72 Characters)

50
As rare as a Blonde virgin
in Funny Phrases SMS (26 Characters)

50
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
in Funny Phrases SMS (59 Characters)

50
He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
in Funny Phrases SMS (43 Characters)

50
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
in Funny Phrases SMS (37 Characters)

50
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
in Funny Phrases SMS (45 Characters)

50
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.
in Funny Phrases SMS (70 Characters)

48
About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
in Funny Phrases SMS (59 Characters)

48
He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.
in Funny Phrases SMS (42 Characters)

48
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
in Funny Phrases SMS (47 Characters)

48
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
in Funny Phrases SMS (56 Characters)

48
She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging
in Funny Phrases SMS (50 Characters)

45
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
in Funny Phrases SMS (40 Characters)

45
He's tighter than a photo finish.
in Funny Phrases SMS (33 Characters)

45
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball
in Funny Phrases SMS (38 Characters)

45
She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head
in Funny Phrases SMS (42 Characters)

45
She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner
in Funny Phrases SMS (35 Characters)

45
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up
in Funny Phrases SMS (62 Characters)

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