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Hes that useless he couldnt organise a (61 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (251 Impressions)
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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Shes been engaged more times than a (59 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (262 Impressions)
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
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Youve got about as much chance as (72 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (178 Impressions)
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
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As rare as a Blonde virgin (26 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (269 Impressions)
As rare as a Blonde virgin
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Hes as red as an overdrawn account at (59 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (263 Impressions)
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
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Hes got the dress sense of an Oxfam (43 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (302 Impressions)
He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
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Its colder than a penguins bollocks (37 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (290 Impressions)
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
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Ive seen better teeth on a worn out (45 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (260 Impressions)
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
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Last time I saw a face like that it was (70 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (267 Impressions)
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.
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About as useful as a Condom vending (59 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (274 Impressions)
About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
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Hes got a head balder than a babys arse (42 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (259 Impressions)
He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.
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Hes got a nose like a blind carpenters (47 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (268 Impressions)
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
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Shes been up and down more times than a (56 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (154 Impressions)
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
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Shes got a face like a picture it (50 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (173 Impressions)
She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging
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As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat (40 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (289 Impressions)
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
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Hes tighter than a photo finish (33 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (267 Impressions)
He's tighter than a photo finish.
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Ive seen more hair on a billiard ball (38 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (281 Impressions)
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball
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Shes angrier than a Bear with a sore (42 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (268 Impressions)
She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head
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Shes dressed up like a Dogs dinner (35 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (169 Impressions)
She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner
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They call her The radio station cuz (62 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (167 Impressions)
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up
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