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There is always 'DRIVE SLOW' board near schools.
But not near girl's college. Why?
in Funny Questions SMS (83 Characters)

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Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
in Funny Questions SMS (309 Characters)

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Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?













Us ki achi tarbiat..


Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
in Funny Questions SMS (205 Characters)

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Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.









Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk... :-)
in Funny Questions SMS (184 Characters)

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What?s The Best Way To Get FAT ?

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Go To The Butcher Shop ? ;->
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Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.
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Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.
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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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Hum pani kyun peete hain??
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socho socho
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nahi aya smajh
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i tell u
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Kyun K hum pani ko kha nahi sakte
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Fill these blanks with Yes or NoÖ..
1._______________ I donít have a brain.
2._______________ I donít sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.
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Teacher: Dunia me kitne Bar-e-Azam han?

Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
aur
3. Mere uncle Haji Azam.
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Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?








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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!

in Funny Questions SMS (153 Characters)

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aGr 1 FamiLy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,


BachAy WaLdain Se,


B.v Shohar Se,


Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,


Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,


JhoOT BoLaIn..


To aIßi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?




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''STAR PLUS'''
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jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage,
baat aa kar zaban per rune lage.....

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are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo...

very simple
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Solve this puzzle :

When bullet was fired on Dog,
Tiger died.

why???

Think

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B?coz dog?s name was tiger .

Improve ur knowledge yaar.
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Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..
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Why do men alwaz have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
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Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka
samane mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
' Maaf karo Baba'
in Funny Questions SMS (95 Characters)

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Question: What has 4 wheels & flies?
Ans: garbage truck!
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Q. Kalidas ka 1 bhai agar joote banata toy us ka naam kya hota?
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adidas.
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