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Interesting confusions (309 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (5957 Impressions)
Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
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QUESTION Whats pink and hard when it (153 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (440 Impressions)

QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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There is always DRIVE SLOW board near (83 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (747 Impressions)
There is always 'DRIVE SLOW' board near schools.
But not near girl's college. Why?
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Fill these blanks with Yes or No (194 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (5286 Impressions)
Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.
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How can we boil oil (124 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (7205 Impressions)
Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.
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HUGGIES (175 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (7031 Impressions)
Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..
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Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe (155 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2857 Impressions)
Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.
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Why do men alwaz have a stupid look on (75 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2856 Impressions)
Why do men alwaz have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
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Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka samane (95 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2844 Impressions)
Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka
samane mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
' Maaf karo Baba'
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Question What has 4 wheels flies (57 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2821 Impressions)
Question: What has 4 wheels & flies?
Ans: garbage truck!
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Q Kalidas ka 1 bhai agar joote banata (84 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2841 Impressions)
Q. Kalidas ka 1 bhai agar joote banata toy us ka naam kya hota?
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adidas.
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If you try 2 fail and succeed which (51 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2800 Impressions)
If you try 2 fail, and succeed,
which have u done?
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Why does not baking soda freeze (32 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2806 Impressions)
Why does not baking soda freeze?
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Why iz there a top line on lined paper (58 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2807 Impressions)
Why iz there a top line on lined paper if we never uze it?
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If its true Dat we r here 2 help others (78 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2790 Impressions)
If it's true Dat we r here 2 help others, then wat exactly r De others here 4?
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Teacher Gorge Washingtn not only (202 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2500 Impressions)
Teacher : 'Gorge Washingtn not only chopped down his father's Chery tree, bt also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn't punish him ?
1 Student: ' Bcoz Gorge still had Da axe in is hand.
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Q If man evolved from monkeys and apes (77 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2512 Impressions)
Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, Y do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Q Why r there so few Buddhist rhythm (93 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2498 Impressions)
Q: Why r there so few Buddhist rhythm & blues bands?
A: Becoz Buddhists don't have any soul.
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Professer if I saw a man beating a (115 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2498 Impressions)
Professer : if I saw a man beating a donkey & stopped him, wat virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love
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Q Wat iz the thinnest book in the (73 Characters)
in Funny Questions SMS (2518 Impressions)
Q: Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?
A: 'Wat Men Know About Women.'
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