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I''ve learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
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Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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