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Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.
in Funny Sayings SMS (34 Characters)

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He's an expert on padded cells.
in Funny Sayings SMS (31 Characters)

55
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
in Funny Sayings SMS (50 Characters)

51
She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum
in Funny Sayings SMS (49 Characters)

50
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box
in Funny Sayings SMS (45 Characters)

50
He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
in Funny Sayings SMS (38 Characters)

50
He's as happy as a Pig in $hit
in Funny Sayings SMS (30 Characters)

50
Lights on, door open, nobody at home
in Funny Sayings SMS (36 Characters)

50
She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits
in Funny Sayings SMS (58 Characters)

50
This guy is all foam, no beer.
in Funny Sayings SMS (30 Characters)

49
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
in Funny Sayings SMS (47 Characters)

48
About as interesting as watching paint dry
in Funny Sayings SMS (42 Characters)

48
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard
in Funny Sayings SMS (44 Characters)

45
About as subtle as a flying brick
in Funny Sayings SMS (33 Characters)

45
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
in Funny Sayings SMS (46 Characters)

45
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner
in Funny Sayings SMS (39 Characters)

45
As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
in Funny Sayings SMS (58 Characters)

45
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!
in Funny Sayings SMS (45 Characters)

45
He's as bent as a butchers hook
in Funny Sayings SMS (31 Characters)

45
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender
in Funny Sayings SMS (45 Characters)

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