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Uglier than a hatfull of assholes (34 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (158 Impressions)
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.
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Hes an expert on padded cells (31 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (225 Impressions)
He's an expert on padded cells.
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Shes stroked more wood than a Furniture (50 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (138 Impressions)
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
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Shes got more wrinkles than an (49 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (143 Impressions)
She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum
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About as welcome as a fart in a (45 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (237 Impressions)
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box
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As rare as a brass monkeys bollocks (36 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (212 Impressions)
As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks
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Hes as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day (38 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (221 Impressions)
He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
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Hes as happy as a Pig in hit (30 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (216 Impressions)
He's as happy as a Pig in $hit
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Lights on door open nobody at home (36 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (128 Impressions)
Lights on, door open, nobody at home
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Shes got half the Black Forest hanging (58 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (126 Impressions)
She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits
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This guy is all foam no beer (30 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (129 Impressions)
This guy is all foam, no beer.
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As confused as a blind lesbian in a (47 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (207 Impressions)
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
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About as interesting as watching paint (42 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (232 Impressions)
About as interesting as watching paint dry
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Av seen better looking bodies at a (44 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (180 Impressions)
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard
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About as subtle as a flying brick (33 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (241 Impressions)
About as subtle as a flying brick
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As confused as a hungry baby in a (46 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (190 Impressions)
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner (39 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (215 Impressions)
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner
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As useful as a one armed trapeze artist (58 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (197 Impressions)
As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
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He couldnae engineer his way outta (45 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (258 Impressions)
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!
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Hes as bent as a butchers hook (31 Characters)
in Funny Sayings SMS (195 Impressions)
He's as bent as a butchers hook
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