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Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley (165 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (51 Impressions)
Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D
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How does the captain know the aircroft (108 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (32 Impressions)
How does the captain know the aircroft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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Define true music lover ans a girl is (139 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (35 Impressions)
Define true music lover. ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the eyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.
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Gabbar Kitne admi they Sambha (261 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1676 Impressions)
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aa
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Suraj bane to Badal bane Chand bane to (132 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (10 Impressions)
Suraj bane to Badal bane Chand bane to Tare bane Husn bana to Deewane bane kuch to hai baat app mai yoon hi to nahi pagal khane bane
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Zindagi mein kabhi tension na lena (139 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (5029 Impressions)
Zindagi mein kabhi tension na lena, bindaas hoke 'I Love U' kehna Agar rose k badle sandal mile,toh kehna 'Pyari Behna sada khush rehna...'
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If U sneeze once Think Im remembering (163 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (31 Impressions)
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
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Fizao me tum hoHawao me tum ho Baharo (150 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (19 Impressions)
Fizao me tum hoHawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Ghaton me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho shaon me tum ho Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
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Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl (32 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (13 Impressions)
Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
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Tere liya main chand taare tod dunTere (141 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1652 Impressions)
Tere liya main chand taare tod dunTere liya main suraj ko fod dunTere liya dharti jod dun. Tu ek bar has kar to dekh. Tere sare daant tod du.
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Ek c Raja Ek c Rani Dono mar (118 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1640 Impressions)
Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?
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Baniye ki wife bimaar thi light na (170 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1676 Impressions)
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
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Aisa hai pyar humara main kishti tu (177 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1635 Impressions)
Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer, mai barish tu badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu cool, main April tu Fool...ha ha ha!!
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Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se (127 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1635 Impressions)
Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...
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Geet Ka Saar SMS woh gyaan hai jo (149 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1642 Impressions)
Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.
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Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko (153 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1685 Impressions)
Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
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Red Rose Luv Yelloe Rose (128 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1664 Impressions)
Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
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Namaskar This is All India Anti (256 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1662 Impressions)
Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you t
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (149 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1660 Impressions)
1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8,9,10,11,12,13, 14,15,16,17,18,19, 20,21,22,23,24,25,26, 27,28,29,30,31,32 ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY..... heheheheh
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1 Makhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithe (154 Characters)
in Funny Shayari (1663 Impressions)
1 Makhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithe.
Doosri Makhi nay KAHA,'WAH!KIYA GHAR MELA HAI TUJHAY'
Pehly Makhi boli;
'NAHE...,abhi to sirf plt kharida hai'.
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