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How does the captain know the aircroft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
in Funny Shayari (108 Characters)

Define true music lover. ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the eyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.
in Funny Shayari (139 Characters)

Hum ko hum hi se churalo
Dil mein kahin tum chupa lo
Hum akale kho na jain
Dor tum se ho na jain
Pas aao
aao
aao
Rukoo!
Rukoo!
Pehle safeguard se naha lo.
in Funny Shayari (172 Characters)

Hontho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur Q na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
in Funny Shayari (151 Characters)

Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?
in Funny Shayari (224 Characters)

Kiya lay ker ayai thay–-?
Kiy lay kar jao gay…??
Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?
Itnay paisay bacha ker kya…..
.
.
.
Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
in Funny Shayari (184 Characters)

Masoom se ek larki thy, sms.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.
in Funny Shayari (143 Characters)

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:!
in Funny Shayari (142 Characters)

Pyar=dukho ka bazar. Premi=dukho ka khridar. premika=dukho ki dukandar. Mata-pita=beech ki diwar ladki ki Behan=salahkar Ladki ka Bhai=pitne ko hamesa taiyar
in Funny Shayari (157 Characters)

Dil se dil lagakar dekh, Meri yaad me ansu bahakar dekh, SMS kya CALL bhi karenge, ek baar mere mobile ka bill, chuka kar dekh.
in Funny Shayari (127 Characters)

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli 'Shukriya Bhai Jaan'
in Funny Shayari (140 Characters)

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TERI SAHELI HAI
in Funny Shayari (62 Characters)

woh cham cham karke chali aaye woh cham cham karke chali gaye mein sindoor leke khada tha woh rakhi bandh ke chali gaye.
in Funny Shayari (120 Characters)

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rehte hai jo nigaho se door, Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...
in Funny Shayari (140 Characters)

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, Jisko roj ek sms karna pade, Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....
in Funny Shayari (139 Characters)

Chand par agar noor na hota, Tanha dil majboor na hota, Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota
in Funny Shayari (124 Characters)

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE
in Funny Shayari (158 Characters)

Dil ki baat dil mey mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usey ILU kehna. Agar wo gusse mey aa jaye to darna mat, Raakhi nikaalna aur kehna 'Pyari Behna' milti rehna.
in Funny Shayari (153 Characters)

Mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, sirf ek ke liye jagah hain, hazaroon ke liye nahin!
in Funny Shayari (119 Characters)

'Please try to understand me.......don't disturb me
more.........Leave me alone...U know last night I didn't
sleep thinking of U...
So don't play with my
LIFE....', Sardar tells to MOSQUITO
in Funny Shayari (193 Characters)

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