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? its funny when people discuss over love marriage and arranged marriage it is like asking a person if he would like to hang himself or shoot himself. ?
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[The white dog was crossing the road one day and the car hit it slighlty and the dog woke up and said 'i nearly died like a dog'.
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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing
You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
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Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.
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Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now. Husband: U mean if i am on dieting, i cannot look at the menu also !!!
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Why can t a blonde dial 911? Because She can t find the eleven!!!
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When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it 'tsismis'.
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When is that the skin meets skin, Hair meets hair n balls disappear...... dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
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What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !
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wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
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Ultimate thought: if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is? SPICE ! ;)
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U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
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The white dog was crossing the road one day and the car hit it slighlty and the dog woke up and said 'i nearly died like a dog'.
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The boss came early in the morning one day and found an employee kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, 'Is this what I pay you for?''No, sir, this I do free of charge.' The employee replied.
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Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
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so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.
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sm1 once asked me,'hav u evr folen n luv?' den i answrd 'of course..mny tyms' den dey gave me anoder qstion, 'did it hurt?' i thot of u & told dem 'yes..very mch'.
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Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen? A. It's arse!
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Q. What is the simmilarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A. Both are sweet and slim in the beggining but become tasteless and shapeless later.
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