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Q. What does Bra means? A. Boobs Resting in Air.
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Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath? A. Soup.
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Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day? A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
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Q- Why would the couple stop after three children?A. Coz they heard every fourth child born is Chinese.
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People laugh bcause i am different... And i laugh bcause they r all the same... Thats called 'Attitude'-live it !
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Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.
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mentel anxiety, mentel reakdowns,menstrualcramps,menopause.. did u ever notice how all problems begin with men.
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maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi....
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Ltest poem in SCHOOL Twinkle -2 litle STAR just went to beer BAR Quarter rats r up so HIGH
So drink a beer with chiken FRY
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Love is like energy that can neither be created nor destroyed; it can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.
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If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist!
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I'm not sure what life could bring you. I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.
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I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry. U laff I laff. U jump out of d window I look dwn & then ...... I laff again! :)
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I m in the hospital. After five minutes, i shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say i shall die if i stop recieving ur SmSs. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.
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i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha
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i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
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I have sstarted luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
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