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97.5
Tum haste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
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92.5
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively
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90
It's very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It's very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
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90
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius,
smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
larkay ka sms par rahe ho. ;)
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90
7 peer 7 Chatai par Dhyaan Lagakar Baithe thay.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur Sabse Buzrug peer ko salam kar
k poochta hai ...?
Peer sahab Larki nahi Pat Rahi hai.. kya Karu...??
Woh peer Sabse chotey Peer ko Awaz Laga Kar Kehta hai...
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' Chotu Ek aur Chatai Laga de Beta. ... '
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90
2Day I Was Cooking Chicken When i Added
Green paLak.
Chicken Started Singing & Dancing.
'HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA,
MAR DALA, MAR DALA'
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90
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
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90
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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90
Height of Challenge:
a guy left whole answer sheet blank
in an exam....&wrote this on the last Page:
'agar apnay bap ki Aulad hey to pass kar ke dekha '
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90
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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90
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
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90
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
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90
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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90
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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90
A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all India Radio!
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90
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
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90
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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90
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid 'This was a missed call'
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90
macher na huma kata yeh as ka jonoon tha
hum na kujaya yeh humara sokon tha
cha kar bhi hum na asa nahi mara
kiyo ka as ki rago main humara he khoon tha
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90
Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki.
S se SURAJ
S se SUBAH
S se SWAGAT
S se SAAZ
S se SANGIT par fir
s se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki
s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka arth
s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT
ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se
thoda dur rahena mere yaro.
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