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SMSTongue offers a large collection of Funny SMS. The compliation includes good quality Funny SMS submitted by users. Browse through our nice collection of Funny SMS repository with latest and new Funny SMS being added daily. You will find unqiue messages which you can share, rate and review with your friends. Also, you can send these messages using your mobile phone.


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Age of drinks 1 to 3 milk 3 to 8 (139 Characters)
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age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
'GANGA JAL
added by mischevious

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95
Calendar of Love January Rose (240 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (6602 Impressions)
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
added by mischevious

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95
He She Love He She Love Marriage He (183 Characters)
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He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.
added by mischevious

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91
Girl Will u love me after marriage (94 Characters)
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Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!
added by smsguru

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90
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st (174 Characters)
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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively
added by mischevious

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90
Its very easy to eat sweet chocolate (169 Characters)
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It's very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It's very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
added by mischevious

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90
Maths teacher asked JOHNY If u have 12 (162 Characters)
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY
'If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.
added by mischevious

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90
What is similarity between Bill Gates (140 Characters)
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What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don't know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW?
added by mischevious

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90
Who walks with us through the difficult (154 Characters)
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Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?
No!
Husband Wife?
No!
Friends?
No!
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe
added by mischevious

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90
ULLU K PATHE HERO mat ban Sweater (47 Characters)
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'ULLU K PATHE'
HERO mat ban,
Sweater Pehen Le
added by smsguru

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90
Teacher teaching a student algebra A B (174 Characters)
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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B & B=C,
its meas A=C, sir asked to give example for it.
student said, sir i luv U & U luv UR daughter ..
its means i luv UR daughter.
added by smsguru

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90
What is the defference between Lux and (142 Characters)
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what is the defference between Lux and other beauty soaps?
aap chahay Lux se monh dho lain kissi aur soap se,
aap ne bandar he nazar ana hai
added by smsguru

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90
Aapko kabhi koi gham na ho apki (140 Characters)
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aapko kabhi koi gham na ho..
apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho..
apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend
jiski umer 60 sa kam na ho ...
added by smsguru

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90
Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely (163 Characters)
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Jo yeh sms parh raha hai
wo lovely,
smart ,
cute,
sweat,
intelligent,
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na..... ;)
added by smsguru

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90
Aap aik brilliant beautiful genius (173 Characters)
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius,
smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
larkay ka sms par rahe ho. ;)
added by smsguru

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90
7 peer 7 Chatai par Dhyaan Lagakar (292 Characters)
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7 peer 7 Chatai par Dhyaan Lagakar Baithe thay.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur Sabse Buzrug peer ko salam kar
k poochta hai ...?
Peer sahab Larki nahi Pat Rahi hai.. kya Karu...??
Woh peer Sabse chotey Peer ko Awaz Laga Kar Kehta hai...
Scroll Down…..
' Chotu Ek aur Chatai Laga de Beta. ... '
added by smsguru

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90
2Day I Was Cooking Chicken When i Added (145 Characters)
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2Day I Was Cooking Chicken When i Added
Green paLak.
Chicken Started Singing & Dancing.
'HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA,
MAR DALA, MAR DALA'
added by smsguru

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90
Meri ankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya (152 Characters)
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Meri ankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,
Bujhti saanson mei mehek phir jaga gaya koi,
kia yeh sach much pyar hai,
Ya phir se TOPI pehna gaya koi :-P
added by smsguru

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90
Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kar so ab (110 Characters)
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
added by smsguru

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90
Medical Shayari When you breathe you (160 Characters)
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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