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90
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
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90
Tamaam Logon Se GUZARISH Hai K
Apni Aurton Or Bachon Ko TV se Door Rakhain,
QK Musharaf Kisi Waqt Bhi Apni Wardi Utar De Ga
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90
I Can SEE ‘TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
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90
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
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90
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.
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90
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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90
Baaz auqaat choti se chez bhi bohat takleef deti hai.
For Example
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Aap soi par beth kar dekhye
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90
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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90
Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly
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90
Friend answered:
'Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
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90
Baharo phool barsao mera 'DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
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90
o U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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90
Different Phases of a man After engagement : Superman After Marriage : Gentleman After 10 years : Watchman After 20 years : Doberman
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90
2day is 'World toothbrush day'.Send it 2 9 people who don't brush their teeth as i send it 2 u...
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90
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
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87.5
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire?
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87
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs??..:p
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85
A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.
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85
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
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85
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
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