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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!
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A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
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Announcement in a university:
'Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars?'
20 minutes later:
'Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes?'
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Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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Forward to you friends and get funny reply's. . !
'imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done'
Reply must. . .
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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don't you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY
'If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.
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What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don't know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW?
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One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
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Son: The girl of our neighbors
don't understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her 'Give Me Sweet Kiss'
and she slapped me.
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Hi all,
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st
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ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah
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poetry from a frustrated poet
hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi
wah wah wah
hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi
dil tor ke challi gayi kutii haramzaadi
ah ha kia kehnay bahut aala
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1 pathan pani pe rah tha..
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Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????
Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe?? :P
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zindagi main kamyabi ki manzalain tay kartay kartay
agar kabhi do pal ke liye saans lenay ko ruko to peechay
mur ke zaroor dekhna.... kia pata dum he nikal ayi ho
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Chandani chowk ka fawara na hota
To khyber gate ka nazara na hota
Agar fashion na larkiyoon ko bigara na hota
To LAHORE ka koi b larka awara na hota
kk
Height of technical thinking...
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DON ki miss bell ka intezar to 11 mobile karrahy hain.
Lekin 1 baat samajh lo Don ki miss bell ana mushkil hi nahin
namumkin q k DON k paas balance hi nhain hai.
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