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Be-Ghayrat Besharm CoaCh:
Do u Know Y God made Gaps B/W Fingers???
NO??
Bcoz!!
Someone Special will come in ur Life,
HoLd ur Hand..
&
SLowLy Say
'Ley Cigerete or SuTTa Laga..'
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'Oey' ..... !!!
Baat Sun...
'ACha Chor...'
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BREAKING NEWZ !!!!
ZABARDAST SALE tamam BATA or SERVICE ki
dukan say ek jodi kharidnay pay 5 jodi free JALDI karain
CRICKET TEAM ghar wapis aarahi hay ...
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wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of
his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........
he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top...
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I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.
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To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
'damn i m so cute' u will overcome ur sadness.
but dont make this habbit coz liars go to hell
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Maine kaha 'Dil Ruba'
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha 'Paise Nahi'
Usne kaha 'Kaise nahi'
Maine kaha 'Mehangai Hai'
Usne kaha 'Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai
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My girl and me, we are so perfect,
she loves me,
and I love myself too...
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
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TODAY IS THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF SMART AND
ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WHO
FITS THE DESCRIPTION;
DONT SEND IT BACK I'VE ALREADY RECIEVED HUNDREDS
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80
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
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80
Don't marry & make a woman happy.
In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
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80
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless,
dreams r endless, memories are timeless and
a friend like u is Useless. Oops!
Sorry Yaar, Priceless
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80
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Roses r Red Violets r Blue
monkey like u should b kept in zoooo
dont get angry cuz u will find me there tooooo
not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu
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I have started luving 'U'...
I know it sounds rediculous
but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'.
Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
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There is a sign in the toilet of the ****change clinic.
It reads: We may never piss this way again.
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Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another angel!!!..
& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!
Competition...!!! ....
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LOng Time Ago....
Only idiots used....
to read my SMS And Today,
The history continues...
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