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hey i saw u in TV...
how smart u r ...
how sweet u r ...
how lovely u r ...
but i dont know y u r comilg
only in animal planet chanel...
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok,
if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
if someone says u r genious slap him as
tight as you can n say there is a limit of....
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Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test
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Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions
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Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of
axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
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A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,
but they dont know proper word to print,
so they printed the wording :
THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
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its been a rough day.I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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I'm a killer,
i kill people for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....
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When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
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main tuja chand setara tor kar la to do laken to as sub ka karo gi kiya?
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larki ka bap:main nahi chatha ka mari bathi
apni sari zaindagi ek gada ka sat guzar da
larka:ais laya to mai ais ko lajana ka laya aaya hoo..
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koi pather sa na mara mera dewana ko..
koi pather sa na mara mera dewana ko..
naya zamana ha atum bum sa aoraao sala ko...
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M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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